be stiff

A kickass Devo song from 1977, released on Stiff Records. It's filled with innuendo and became somewhat of a theme song for the label.

Did you hear that new Devo track on Stiff? It's called Be Stiff.

by JockoHomo1978 October 19, 2020

Stiff

The state in which you reach max erection from moving an ungodly amount of weight for multiple reps.

After an uncanny performance last night at the local gym, Samuel Baker left with an unbelievable amount of stiffness.

I'm stiff.

by MoreStiff November 30, 2018

stiff pricks and beer

the state of affairs at a 20 something singles bar at 300 am

come on guys, let's go. no babes in here, just stiff pricks and beer. i'm going home to jerk off again!

by burbman1969 November 1, 2020

stiff dickium

A word used in a machine shop to describe an unknown material that is super hard.

The opposite of shitanium

Man what material is that made of?

I don’t know it’s hard as fuck, must be made of stiff dickium

by ThunderJack92 August 12, 2025

stiff twister

the act of playing twister while you and your male friend are completely rock hard and making sure you donjt enter eachothers ass

person 1: yo me and my boy played stiff twister last night
person 2: how did it go?
person 1: it was a pain in the ass
person 2: i bet how many times di you enter each other
person 1: to many to count

by GoldenFerret21 May 21, 2023

stiff spoon

Verb : The act of cuddling ones partner whilst having his (or her) erect penis inside of their partner.

Me and my Princess shared a "Stiff Spoon" last night and we woke up stuck together.

by Just_Jake November 22, 2017

Stiffness scale

The ladies were talking and started discussing their mens stiffness scale. It measure the hardness of the stiffness. It goes from 1 to 5. 1 Means you have a softy problem or had way too much to drink. 5 mens you probably took 3 Viagra.

The guy was drunk and measure a 1 on the stiffness scale

by Qlesbo March 18, 2022