troll batter

The ejaculate of a master online troll.

When you are being a troll and it ends up be so delicious that you say to your partner and shout "SUCK MY TROLL BATTER" and they are like "well you earnt it"!

by TheAC160PlaneMan December 11, 2017

Hot Battered Turd

A hot battered turd describes a snobby person and/or a very conceited one. Arrogant about their looks so as to appear to be pleasant and welcoming but once you break through a thin veneer they are rotten to the core.

Annabella is such a hot battered turd she thinks no man is attractive enough to equal her so she just fishes for men who have huge incomes and bank accounts.

by fucklerclaus November 2, 2018

skatter-batter

a gay man who likes to have sex in order to get shit dick (poop on dick)

tim: gary is a skatter-batter he likes to fuck till he gets shit on his dick

by equus bellum May 29, 2023

Battered asparagus

A male with a long, thin penis with extra foreskin

Omg , I slept with this guy last night, but he had a battered asparagus :(

by Ladymae March 3, 2018

Sack Batter

Jizz, semen, seminal fluid, Cum, Splooge... etc.

That chick is hot, I'd love to pump some fresh Sack Batter all over her tits

by Monte517 December 9, 2010

Battering

Northern English people beating you up

He’s gonna get a battering

Shut up before I batter you

by Tilldog May 8, 2021

Batter sisters

IYKYK

Oh wow honee, I didn’t know you knew him! But I guess that makes us batter sisters!

by bakingloads_247 March 9, 2023