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bathboy

A person who is aroused by the playing with or releasing of shit. Also, one may like to watch another shit.
As a bathboy, I want you to shit on me and then fuck you anally while we hold hands.
by tomshawnson October 7, 2016
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Bath School disaster

The worst act of mass murder involving an American school in history. On May 18, 1927, in Bath, Michigan, 45 people were killed as well as 58 injured by a man named Andrew Kehoe. Most of the dead were elementary school students. The incident has been forgotten by many because the event happened just a few days before Charles Lindbergh's flight across the Atlantic Ocean.

Basically, some asshole named Kehoe was pissed off that he couldn't pay off his mortgage because taxes for the Bath Consolidated School were too high. So, like any reasonable person, he decided to blow it up. He spent over a year gathering explosives and wiring it inside the school right underneath the classrooms. Then on May 18, he bashed his wife's head in, then blew up his farm with all of the animals inside. As the firefighters rushed to the scene, an enormous explosion at the school killed dozens of people. Then, as if that wasn't enough, Kehoe drove his car to the school and blew it up, killing himself and a few others, including the school superintendent. And in an ironic twist, the police discovered that if he had sold all of the unused equipment on his farm, he could have easily paid off his mortgage.

This is the best example to use when an old timer tells you how kids today are so terrible shooting up schools, when the worst massacre probably occurred before he was even born!
Old Timer: Back in my day, we didn't have all them school shootings. We treated our fellow man with respect goddamnit! Why, I had to walk 10 miles in the snow...

Me: Are you fucking kidding me? You do realize that the worst school massacre happened in 1927, right? Ever heard of the Bath School disaster?
by OrthodoxShepard December 10, 2010
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yogurt bath

to cum in mass quantities all over your girls face. giving her the appearance of a krispy kreme doughnut
man jen had me so worked up when she was giving me head that i pulled out of her mouth and gave her a yogurt bath
by jerkmeoff June 30, 2005
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Bates face

When some creep or weirdo stares at you so intently, just like Norman Bates from the movie Psycho, they are giving you a Bates face.
"Did you just see that weirdo give me a Bates face?"

"Stop staring at me with your Bates face, it's creeping me out!"
by KellyJane May 24, 2013
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Bathis

How males with low intelligence levels describe bath time
"I smell like loose butthole. I think it's time for a bathis."
by Ghostrider1029 June 3, 2013
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Bathficient

Being productive\efficient in the bath, similar to pooductive but in a different context. Waterproof cases may be required for this if using electronic devices - such as toasters. Reading medical journals not recommended due to heaviness and difficulty in keeping above water. Could also describe the act of washing oneself efficiently in the bath.
I was very bathficient today, I replied to all my emails, soaked and was dry within 5 minutes. No pruniness.
by wordsmith_mcdaddy January 15, 2015
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Bathan

A wordful guy.Whos heart is pure.Theyll never let you down.Theyll always be there for you
Have you seen Bathan he’s amazing
by Real life facts April 19, 2018
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