baseball money

An absurd salary or amount of money for a simple job

Man, that nigga making baseball money now

baseball money by dudeson1987 August 28, 2025

Baseball, Huh?

When something happens that has irony or is expected. When something hella obvious happens. Could be used for "Semi Blunt Racism"
Seconding to "Well, Well, Well."

Ryan: There is a crazy DogNapper going around stealing dogs bro!
Will: Who is the main Suspect?
Bob: A 31 Year old Asian lady.
Will: ... Baseball, Huh?
Bob and Ryan: What?

Baseball, Huh? by FactSpitter2 March 8, 2026

Play Baseball 

To freebase cocaine.

Made famous during the legendary "Sister Christian" drug den scene in the movie "Boogie Nights."

Alfred Molina gives one of the best performances of his career as doped up drug dealer/party animal, Rahad Jackson.

Rahad Jackson: "You guys want to play baseball?" (As he's freebasing some cocaine by the bar)

Dirk Diggler: "No" (looking nervous)

Reed Rothchild: "No thank you" (looking nervous)

Play Baseball by Best Scene Ever February 4, 2014

C team baseball

When a group of young boys from Fort Collins High School jerk each other off and suck one another’s dick in the back of a school bus coming home from a baseball game.

did u hear about C team baseball?

C team baseball by Fort Collins HS January 24, 2020

Jap Baseball 

A game founded by Prescott Rothchild Wunchler on his adventures to Asia which is known in present day as kickball.

Guy: Lets play some Jap Baseball at recess today

Dude: You mean kickball? Ok.

Jap Baseball by TCHump May 17, 2010

mailbox baseball 

The act of hanging out the passenger side of a car, with a bat, and hitting roadside mailboxes while another person is driving.

1. "We played mailbox baseball last night, we broke the shit out of a bunch of mailboxes."
2. "This road had a lot of mailboxes on it, it would be great for mailbox baseball"

mailbox baseball by The Dark Avenger April 15, 2003

Inside Baseball 

Similar to an inside joke, inside baseball refers to a reference that is not well-understood by the layman. An average person without deep knowledge of a topic would not be able to understand a reference that is inside baseball.

"I got kicked out of the raid for not having B4B"
"That is too inside baseball, I don't get it.

Inside Baseball by High on Life June 9, 2015