barrel ass

Much like barrel, a barrel ass is a woman who has a massive ass, which resembles a barrel.

Different from a ghetto booty, as there is nothing good about a woman who is considered to be a barrel ass

I cant BELIEVE you hooked up with that barrel ass last night, bitch had to turn sideways to walk out the door!

by friarsams May 2, 2005

holy bartender

a really good drink.

as seen in Dogma by Kevin Smith.
At the bar:
(barkeep doesn't know how to make a Holy Bartender)
Azrael to group: Anyone who knows how to make a Holy Bartender?
Hm. Well I do.
(shoots bartender with uzi)

by scornflakes October 10, 2005

Louisville Bartender

1.) Being cock blocked by a Bartender while you are attempting to get a number or go home with a hot chick at the bar.

2.) When you're macking on a really hot chick at a bar and then she goes home with the bartender instead of you.

1) Dude, I was spitting game on this tall blonde at Sports and I got the Louisville Bartender. She just talked to him the rest of the night. That guy was an asshole!

2) I was chatting up this girl and grabbed her ass. I went to the bathroom and when I came back she was gone, and so was the bartender. I totally got the Louisville Bartender.

by Dr. Whom October 5, 2011

scraping the bottom of the barrel

1. To get stuck with the very last pick or settle for something of extremely low quality.

2. Having run out of all other good ideas, to settle for an extremely low quality, crappy, or poor idea.

Did you hear about "The Smurfs"? Hollywood must really be scraping the bottom of the barrel with that movie.

by Aleitheia August 14, 2011

Spicy Wheel Barrel

A sexual act where a male tells his partner he is going to thrust his penis into his partners anus. While his partner is lying face down on the floor he grabs both legs of his partner, straps on a condom, and pours tabasco sauce all over it, then proceeds to stick it into his partners ass. He then holds his partners legs while his partner wheel barrel walks all over the house in agony.

I gave your sister a spicy wheel barrel and she squealed.

by Krunk Palace April 23, 2008

Barrett

Take the best person in the world and divide him by two, then multiply him by four. That's Barrett. Barrett is the kind of guy that would buy a toaster for a homeless guy to use as a part of an insurrection against communist government for the greater good of all mankind nine times before breakfast. He also is irresistible to females, and it is rumored the Zodiac Killer was trying to kill every girl that wanted Barrett, because he was jealous that he couldn't have him because Barrett is not interested in males.

ZODIAC:Hot damn Barrett, I want you so bad.
BARRETT:Sorry Zodiac Killer, I'm straight.

ELECTRICITY BEAR:ELECTRICITY BEAR WANT BARRETT!
BARRETT: Damn Electricity Bear, what do you think this is, Washington D.C.?

by Fucking Pterodactyl May 16, 2013

M82 Barret Light Fifty .50

A precision, semi-automatic rifle chambered in .50 BMG. .50 BMG, being the same caliber used in Browning anti-armor and anti-aircraft machine guns since World War I.

Primarily used for anti-armor or "anti-matierial" operations. Capable of stopping many small armored vehicles, it serves its purpose well. Its effective range is over a mile. Although impractical, it can be used as an anti-personnel weapon. For sniping "soft" targets, a lighter weapon like a 7.62mm rifle would be preferrable.

There's an artillery emplacement on a ridge about a mile North of here. Someone get me an M82.

by Rob Feature November 13, 2004