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Stealth Baked

Being baked but not showing signs of it
A: You don't look very baked?
B: I'm Stealth Baked
A: What's that?
B: I'm ripped out of mind, but I am not showing signs of it.
by NeoLobster August 22, 2010
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pheta-baked

The optimal level of high; between 'too high' and 'just high enough'. pheta-baked.
stoner 1: dude, i was so high last night..

stoner 2: bro, you have no idea.. i been pheta-baked way too long i'm floatin' in and outta consciousness.
by jchapm1590 October 17, 2011
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half-baked idea

1.an idea which is barely thought out.

2. an idea which sounds good, before one works out the intricacies.

3. a idea chosen for humor rather than feasibility.

Created by Bill Simmons
Jim: We should create... heroin bars!
Jack: Have you thought that through? How would it work?

Jim: I guess we would model them on hookah lounges. I don't know, it's a half-baked idea!
by Jonathan1989303 January 8, 2014
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perma-baked

Permanently baked.
Gets stoned so much that they don't need to get high because they already act like it or express themselves like it, Or in that case smoke themselves retarded to get permanently baked.

kind of like the character Bryan from the movie Half Baked.
damn that nigga jake blazes soo much i saw em the other day and i thought that bitch is perma-baked.
by wacky frizbee May 13, 2006
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Too baked

When, out partying and/or drinking or in any other large group scenario, you and a friend who just smoked marijuana, and are too high to do anything logical or coherent in conversation or in physical activity, look at each other and say "too-baked.."
Playing beer pong at a party and say something you would only say while baked, and look at your beer pong partner and mutter: "Too baked..."
by itsKV June 13, 2011
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Alabama baked potato

That's where you lube a raw, uncooked, potato in a vat of butter then bake or microwave till steaming hot for the desired effect then shove it in your lover's asshole for 35 minutes. Then while fucking them in the ass you must yell I'm adding the bacon. Then you pullout and remove the potato, cum on it and force them to eat it and then ask them how is the sour cream.
I was asked to bring potato salad to the family picnic so I brought a batch of Alabama baked potatoes that I made with my wife.
by Jonnyblaze1956 October 15, 2018
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half baked

The best stoner movie ever. Although it recieved mostly negative reviews from dumbass critics and was pretty much forgotten by many, it has been reveled by stoners since it first came out in 1998. It has recently attracted lots of non-tokers because it stars Dave Chappelle, who since the movie has become very popular due to his TV show "Chappelle's Show", which airs on Comedy Central.
I watch Half Baked so much, I can nearly quote the entire movie word for word.
by tokin D May 31, 2004
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