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Dirty Austen

Sneaking out of quarantine during a global pandemic to have unprotected sex in a national park.
I've been going stir crazy ever since the governor shut everything down, but it was nice sneaking into glacier park for a quick dirty Austen last weekend.
by PuppyJack7 April 3, 2020
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Australian crystal

A glass container for beer, or simply put - a beer bottle.
Bruce 1: Would you like a glass for your beer?
Bruce 2: No thanks, I'll just use the Australian crystal.
by Arschlöchli March 12, 2008
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quiet australian

"Quiet Australians" has really become a euphemism to describe the selfish, ignorant, entitled and apathetic among us - those eager to retain "wealthfare" and tax rorts at the expense of the young, the poor, the jobless, the disabled. Those "inconvenienced" by climate protests. Those who want to hoard inordinate wealth while others suffer. Those whose attitude can be summarised as "fuck you"
that "quiet australian" out there stirring a fuss...
by RoosterSmuggler November 22, 2019
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Gday mate im Australian

~A phrase commonly used by Americans to imitate the accent of an Australian.
American: G'day mate, I'm Australian!
Aussie: Good for you dickhead.
by Bonza Bob July 29, 2004
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Austin Jarrelle

A lame douche bag that trys to be a player but that isnt possible with his two inch dick mannn. He drinks weed and smokes alcohol in other words he doesnt know what the fuck hes doing; just trys to look cool. He dates girls that look like rats TAYLORRRR and he is uglyy.
Look at Austin Jarrelle sucking that mans dick.
by Pussy licker 22 November 2, 2009
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austraphile

A lover of all things Australian. You basically scream the word dodgey when you orgasm.
Man, I'm such a fucking Austraphile.
by yeahhbaby December 4, 2010
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Australian Fireblaze

The act of farting and queefing repeatedly under a blanket and trapping someone under it for them to smell your bodily gas and fluids.
Kerri: {farting and queefing} ... hehehehee!
Lauren: Kerri, what was that?
Kerri: Oh, I'm just brewing an Australian Fireblaze under my blanket for Anna when she wakes up.
by ilovemyjawaylin March 1, 2011
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