As spaffed as a puffin 

Very dead; as dead as a dodo

The old sea captain was as spaffed as a puffin

As spaffed as a puffin by The CCM June 15, 2022

as shit 

To a great extent or degree; very

That movie is funny as shit!

as shit by GaderKadoz July 6, 2022

as soon as i imported my aud these damn beats spawned in 😭 

as soon as i imported my aud these damn beats spawned in 😭

“as soon as i imported my aud these damn beats spawned in 😭“

as soon as i imported my aud these damn beats spawned in 😭 by pulseLI November 20, 2023

As soon as

The phrase "as soon as" means you’re ready to jump on something the moment it happens, like a dog on a bone.

Example: I’ll hit the bar as soon as I clock out of this hellhole.

As soon as by Dan_78653 January 3, 2025

As strong as stud horse piss with the foam farted off

Used to describe extremely strong coffee, or any other beverage that is stronger than expected.

This coffee is as strong as stud horse piss with the foam farted off

As strong as stud horse piss with the foam farted off by anonymous January 22, 2025

as smart as a whip 

very alert and intelligent.

"despite some of the things he says, he's as smart as a whip"

as smart as a whip by Arminkshipper August 10, 2025

As smooth as braille

When something didn't go the way it should have.

You talking up that girl was as smooth as braille.

As smooth as braille by KonradTheFish February 18, 2026