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Anus Oatmeal

An appetizing masterpiece, simply too divine and ambrosial for this horrible world.
It usually involves someone stuffing used cat litter, camembert, raw ostrich eggs, and about a mayonnaise jar of fermented sperm up their rectum, covering their bumhole with some ripened underpants blessed with a cheesy odour and eventually allowing this heavenly liquid to seep through the very fabric of these beloved undergarments.
This thick broth is usually revered to as Anus Oatmeal, due to its colour and texture.
1) I yearn for some Anus Oatmeal.

2) I sure would like to taste some Anus Oatmeal out of that arse!

3) Nothing is as savoury as your slimy little bum lumps, honey!
by Lord Bubba May 3, 2017
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anus period

Hey Paul, I had too many hot wings last night and now I’m having an anus period!
by Luapcas November 11, 2017
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Dracula's Anus

When you have just woken up in the position as if you were in a coffin like Dracula and notice your Anus hurts after last nights party.
Dude when I woke up my anus hurt like hell and I was sleeping like I was in a coffin. Fuck! I got dracula's anus!
by fdsoldier June 16, 2016
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anus slip

n. The result of a wardrobe malfunction involving the tiny, weird short-cut shorts designed to display underbutt that 60% of the female population of Los Angeles wear on Sundays. Usually associated with brunch.
Remember Janet Jackson's nip slip during the superbowl?

Yeah, but check it out, dude: the nip slip is dead. Did you catch Miley Cyrus' anus slip on instagram?
by PaceEdwardJamesOlmos September 29, 2013
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bendy anus

A man with an anus that is hard to penetrate due to several bends in the flesh on the inside.

Can also be referred to as an Italian boy named Ben.

"Dude, you have such a bendy anus"

"Is it because you love me, or is it because I'm Italian?"
"Shutup, Bendy Anus"
"Dude, you have such a bendy anus"

"Is it because you love me, or is it because I'm Italian?"
"Shutup, Bendy Anus"
by turdburglar2 October 5, 2013
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donut anus

Similar to a puffy anus. An anus that's shaped like a big donut.
"did you see that bloke's undercarriage?"

"No, was it hot?"

"Yeah! He had a donut anus and everything. It was all puffy."
by Jaliscoball June 27, 2023
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Inverted Anus

Jose's has inverted anus after extreme anal intercourse.
by Retorted guy October 24, 2019
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