An appetizing masterpiece, simply too divine and ambrosial for this horrible world.
It usually involves someone stuffing used cat litter, camembert, raw ostrich eggs, and about a mayonnaise jar of fermented sperm up their rectum, covering their bumhole with some ripened underpants blessed with a cheesy odour and eventually allowing this heavenly liquid to seep through the very fabric of these beloved undergarments.
This thick broth is usually revered to as Anus Oatmeal, due to its colour and texture.
It usually involves someone stuffing used cat litter, camembert, raw ostrich eggs, and about a mayonnaise jar of fermented sperm up their rectum, covering their bumhole with some ripened underpants blessed with a cheesy odour and eventually allowing this heavenly liquid to seep through the very fabric of these beloved undergarments.
This thick broth is usually revered to as Anus Oatmeal, due to its colour and texture.
1) I yearn for some Anus Oatmeal.
2) I sure would like to taste some Anus Oatmeal out of that arse!
3) Nothing is as savoury as your slimy little bum lumps, honey!
2) I sure would like to taste some Anus Oatmeal out of that arse!
3) Nothing is as savoury as your slimy little bum lumps, honey!
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Get the anus period mug.When you have just woken up in the position as if you were in a coffin like Dracula and notice your Anus hurts after last nights party.
Dude when I woke up my anus hurt like hell and I was sleeping like I was in a coffin. Fuck! I got dracula's anus!
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Remember Janet Jackson's nip slip during the superbowl?
Yeah, but check it out, dude: the nip slip is dead. Did you catch Miley Cyrus' anus slip on instagram?
Yeah, but check it out, dude: the nip slip is dead. Did you catch Miley Cyrus' anus slip on instagram?
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Can also be referred to as an Italian boy named Ben.
"Dude, you have such a bendy anus"
"Is it because you love me, or is it because I'm Italian?"
"Shutup, Bendy Anus"
Can also be referred to as an Italian boy named Ben.
"Dude, you have such a bendy anus"
"Is it because you love me, or is it because I'm Italian?"
"Shutup, Bendy Anus"
"Dude, you have such a bendy anus"
"Is it because you love me, or is it because I'm Italian?"
"Shutup, Bendy Anus"
"Is it because you love me, or is it because I'm Italian?"
"Shutup, Bendy Anus"
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"No, was it hot?"
"Yeah! He had a donut anus and everything. It was all puffy."
"No, was it hot?"
"Yeah! He had a donut anus and everything. It was all puffy."
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