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Jam Anus

On a doughnut or donut, the jam anus is the insertion point of Jam into a filled doughnut.

This is conducted using a baster or piping bag, thus a puncture mark is left on the doughnut when the implement is retracted.

The term was used by Sarah Millican in the Off Menu Podcast with Ed Gamble and James Acaster.
Episode 87: Sarah Millican (Christmas Special) whilst discussing Greggs doughnuts (29:11)
Christy: I love when I get a donut with a pronounced jam anus

Angela: You F**king Wot?

Christy: you can see where the Jam went in so you don’t get it on yourself

Angela: bitch you crazy
by Le Beignet January 17, 2021
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anus period

Hey Paul, I had too many hot wings last night and now I’m having an anus period!
by Luapcas November 11, 2017
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Anus crumb

A wad of crusty toilet paper caught in the ass crack after wiping your ass. Also a term used to describe a particularly dumb person who doesn't have a clue.
I was hitting it from behind and looked down and saw anus crumbs on my dick.
by Madmike326 April 18, 2017
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Schroedingers Anus

A theory that describes that you can never be certain that you yourself have ever shat if you haven't seen your own anus while shitting.
"As long as one has not seen their own anus shit, one can never be sure that they have ever actually shat in their life. Which is described as Schroedingers Anus"
by Marsl March 18, 2020
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anus mangler

One who fucks an ass so hard it becomes mangled and broken.
Girl:Jimmy and I tried Anal last night, he's a real Anus Mangler!
by Packofblow March 26, 2017
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anus sonar

When it feels like you gotta Shit and you go to the Toilet and you try to let the poop out of your ass but it won’t come out because the food is still getting digested
I’ve got an anus sonar once. it felt wierd.
by xX 44100 Xx August 18, 2021
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Irritation Of The Anus

A painful symptom after you have expelled flaming lava liquid shit out of your asshole
"God.. My diarrhea gave me irritation of the anus... and it hurts like mega hell."
by EthanTheComposer June 2, 2018
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