When you have just woken up in the position as if you were in a coffin like Dracula and notice your Anus hurts after last nights party.
Dude when I woke up my anus hurt like hell and I was sleeping like I was in a coffin. Fuck! I got dracula's anus!
by fdsoldier June 16, 2016
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A theory that describes that you can never be certain that you yourself have ever shat if you haven't seen your own anus while shitting.
"As long as one has not seen their own anus shit, one can never be sure that they have ever actually shat in their life. Which is described as Schroedingers Anus"
by Marsl March 18, 2020
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Remember Janet Jackson's nip slip during the superbowl?
Yeah, but check it out, dude: the nip slip is dead. Did you catch Miley Cyrus' anus slip on instagram?
Yeah, but check it out, dude: the nip slip is dead. Did you catch Miley Cyrus' anus slip on instagram?
by PaceEdwardJamesOlmos September 29, 2013
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Can also be referred to as an Italian boy named Ben.
"Dude, you have such a bendy anus"
"Is it because you love me, or is it because I'm Italian?"
"Shutup, Bendy Anus"
Can also be referred to as an Italian boy named Ben.
"Dude, you have such a bendy anus"
"Is it because you love me, or is it because I'm Italian?"
"Shutup, Bendy Anus"
"Dude, you have such a bendy anus"
"Is it because you love me, or is it because I'm Italian?"
"Shutup, Bendy Anus"
"Is it because you love me, or is it because I'm Italian?"
"Shutup, Bendy Anus"
by turdburglar2 October 5, 2013
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Get the Inverted Anus mug.On a doughnut or donut, the jam anus is the insertion point of Jam into a filled doughnut.
This is conducted using a baster or piping bag, thus a puncture mark is left on the doughnut when the implement is retracted.
The term was used by Sarah Millican in the Off Menu Podcast with Ed Gamble and James Acaster.
Episode 87: Sarah Millican (Christmas Special) whilst discussing Greggs doughnuts (29:11)
This is conducted using a baster or piping bag, thus a puncture mark is left on the doughnut when the implement is retracted.
The term was used by Sarah Millican in the Off Menu Podcast with Ed Gamble and James Acaster.
Episode 87: Sarah Millican (Christmas Special) whilst discussing Greggs doughnuts (29:11)
Christy: I love when I get a donut with a pronounced jam anus
Angela: You F**king Wot?
Christy: you can see where the Jam went in so you don’t get it on yourself
Angela: bitch you crazy
Angela: You F**king Wot?
Christy: you can see where the Jam went in so you don’t get it on yourself
Angela: bitch you crazy
by Le Beignet January 17, 2021
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