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amish logic

Completely circular bullshit of the highest degree.
Dude, that is totally amish logic.
by MysticBullshitter January 24, 2015
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amish mortener

The act of barging in on a wedding whilst having no pants or undergarment on, and wearing a dark place polo shirt and ski mask.
Did you hear about the Amish Mortener that was arrested the other week?
by Da nxt m&m wrapper May 4, 2018
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Amish Glue

I used some fresh Amish Glue for my household repairs.
by Dingleberry McGee July 3, 2022
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Amish power plant

See the definition for "Dutch Rudder" and add one or more people to the equation. It's still totally not gay!
I went to this after party last night and met a few of really great guys who were talking about this thing called an "Amish Power Plant" and asked if I wanted to give it a go. I told them I wasn't into men and they told me, it's totally not gay! So I agreed and made some life long friends.
by Jackie M. Paper January 5, 2022
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Amish cement mixer

When you open the cavity of your partners rectum and pour in cement. In lieu of water you piss in their cement filled cavity and proceed to fuck them in the ass to mix the cement, much the way Amish churn butter.
“Dude, did you hear Jeremy gave Carol the Amish Cement Mixer?”
“Man, shut the fuck up. It’s her funeral and Jeremy is still cemented in her ass”
by Niggarific1 August 2, 2023
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Cock Amish

Cam Kingery has been such a cock Amish lately
by Cock farm November 13, 2014
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Amish Broomstick

Getting pegged by a girl in a barn in Lancaster County, PA with hand powered tools.
"We were on our way to Shady Maple when she gave me the Amish Broomstick"
by Boathouse drinking November 30, 2019
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