I tried anal with my girl last week and she wanted to pull an alaskan hand grenade and now we can’t get our safety deposit back
by qrx January 22, 2021
Get the alaskan hand grenade mug.The Alaskan Landpipe is performed by shitting directly in to a condom and freezing it overnight. This action is typically followed by either shoving up an unsuspecting person's ass or eating it.
Guy1: Hey, what is that thing that you did with your shit and that condom?
Guy2: Oh, that was the Alaskan Landpipe!
Guy2: Oh, that was the Alaskan Landpipe!
by Lt. Gyako May 10, 2021
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When you've been holding your shit for so long, you get explosive diarrhea. Which in turn makes your taint or balls cold as fuck from sitting so long
Alaskan Butt Piss can also be used to describe the amount of toilet paper used which in turn looks like a piss soaked igloo
Alaskan Butt Piss can also be used to describe the amount of toilet paper used which in turn looks like a piss soaked igloo
Alaskan Butt Piss fucking sucks dude, i spent two hours on the gotdamn toilet and i swear my nuts turned into raisins
by specialagent0s0 May 22, 2021
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To start have the 10 men cum in a bowl and mix it into a cake mixing.
For dinner use the cum frost as frosting to a cake when done slap all your dicks against it.
If all guys can break the cake in under 5 minutes they don't have to eat it.
If they don't its time to suck and gobble up everything.
For extra points do it while having anal sex ;)
To start have the 10 men cum in a bowl and mix it into a cake mixing.
For dinner use the cum frost as frosting to a cake when done slap all your dicks against it.
If all guys can break the cake in under 5 minutes they don't have to eat it.
If they don't its time to suck and gobble up everything.
For extra points do it while having anal sex ;)
by PXburnout November 26, 2021
Get the Alaskan Cum Dipper mug.You start by slicing down the spine then splitting the rib cage of the other person from behind, then pulling their lungs outside of their body.
While pumping their heart with your hand to keep them alive, you then ride their body down a snowy hill like a toboggan.
While pumping their heart with your hand to keep them alive, you then ride their body down a snowy hill like a toboggan.
"Aw man, Shawn just got an Alaskan Blood Eagle down that hill!"
"Is he okay?"
"James kept his heart beating... for now..."
"Is he okay?"
"James kept his heart beating... for now..."
by Pintobeanboi January 12, 2022
Get the Alaskan Blood Eagle mug.After cumming shape it into a chicken nugget and deep fry it. Than after completed force feed it to you’re significant other. Then tell them you have AIDS.
Bro 1: What did you do this weekend?
Bro 2: This weekend i proformed an Alaskan CumNugget on this fat whore.
Bro 1: Nice bro.
Bro 2: This weekend i proformed an Alaskan CumNugget on this fat whore.
Bro 1: Nice bro.
by My gf dick February 3, 2022
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Jack "OMG I gave that hot girl in 4th period an Alaskan Hailstorm"
John " HOLY SHIT YOU MEAN THE ONE THATS DATING JAMAL?!"
John " HOLY SHIT YOU MEAN THE ONE THATS DATING JAMAL?!"
by Fwcamz March 1, 2022
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