adult proof

When a program is so simple that it baffles adults, yet children work out the functions immediately.

"Is this new phone adult proof or something? I can't work it out but my six year old can."

by Mortechant March 7, 2015

adult lullaby

Your favorite tv show or movie to fall asleep to.

If I really want to fall asleep I put Columbo on I love the show but it's my adult lullaby I always fall asleep watching it.

by No1billmurrayfan March 9, 2016

adultween

(noun) -- Those in the process of transitioning to adulthood. Can be identified by their use of social media to announce their latest adulting accomplishment. Ex. "Great job adulting today. I made my own appointment to see the dentist." (Adjective)-- to describe a person who is transitioning to adult independence.

Adultweens seek recognition for completing mundane tasks that show they are taking responsibility for themselves, such as doing laundry and seeing the dentist.

by bigredtaxi July 20, 2016

adult buffer

When an adult, guardian, or parent uses their age or experience for power to win or just end a conversation or argument.

"I was winning the debate with my mom about cleaning up her mess." I was right in the end, but she said "Do it because I said so."

..... She busted out her Adult buffer.

by Whitest BlkBoi December 1, 2016

adult movie

Adult Movie can mean many things but a short definition would be porn.

"Hey will you watch the adult movie i sent you yesterday?"
"Yeah i came a few times"

by G3nius December 13, 2016

adults dont care

1() when you tell a teacher or a parent your sad and they literally dont care
2() when you look sad and no teacher cares

adults dont care bc i was mf crying and they dont care.

by frogfacedtrashmouth April 21, 2018

Adult Swim

When a night of casual adult swimming is fueled by copious amounts of alcohol and the end result is a freeing, naked aquatic adventure.

(Group of friends/couples in pool)

Steve- hey, we are all adults here, why don’t we partake in adult swim.

(Insert splash of wet bathing suit on the concrete)

Steve - Adult Swim is liberating!!!

by The Cape May Creepers January 14, 2018