Absolute Fuckery

Something that is completely unfair, ridiculous, or shameful. It is generally used towards a situation/event rather than a person/thing.

Carl (at work)- Did you hear?
Steve- Hear what?
Carl- Shayla is making us work on Saturday.
Steve- That is absolute Fuckery!

by LemonZest June 19, 2016

Absolute Weston

A bloody nightmare. From the sorry excuse for a beach that is Weston Super-mare

He's having a bit of a shit game isn't he.
Yeah he's having an absolute weston.

by Northbound7 February 22, 2017

Absalom

Calm young man but don't get him riled up
Extremely handsome
Just as he is portrayed in the Bible with his long hair
disobediant
He is not a follower

Gorgeous smile.

That' boy is such an absalom

by Auoayoayoayofvb April 14, 2017

Abselance

Last minute or off the cuff absences from work with fabricated reasons.

it appears that 'joe bloggs' is abselance today

by VIGILANTSPR June 22, 2018

Absolute Frigers

Derived from the word frigid, absolute frigers means very cold in temperature resulting in shivering, teeth chattering, goose bumps, and/or sharp nipples.

Post surf at Doheny, I took off my 4/3 and realized how absolute frigers it gets after the sun sets in winter.

by AbsoluteChiller November 14, 2020

An absolute fag

A total homosexual that leaves nothing to the imagination. A complete and absolute faggot.

What’s with those girlie cut off denims, flip flops and pink t shirt? You are an absolute fag. Wanna get punched in the face?

by de-pube March 2, 2023

leave of abstinence

A specific period of time in which one decides, for personal reasons, that they are not going to have sex.

"Sarah, that guy is totally checking you out! Let's go chat him up!"

"Sorry but you'll have to count me out. I'm sick of pregnancy scares, and so I'm taking a three month leave of abstinence."

by 3monthsordietrying January 19, 2009