ur rhythm an absolute cataclysm

The musician's version of ur mom gay.

If you say this to someone who plays an instrument their genitals will dissolve into foam along with whatever dignity they have left.

this insult is worse than every other ur mom gay variant.

Friend: Hey dude check out this guitar solo!

Me: Alright

Friend: *Messes it up completely*

Friend: Lol thats better than anything you can play.

Me: Bruh stfu ur rhythm an absolute cataclysm!

Some guy in the background: OH DAYUM

*friends balls dissolve into foam and he gets sucked into a black hole and is obliterated*

Me: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by Rickythepain May 25, 2018

A group of ABSOLUTE UNITS

A group of ABSOLUTE UNITS is called a troop

Chuck- “DAMN look at that troop!”
Bill- “What’s a troop?”
Chuck- “It’s a group of ABSOLUTE UNITS!”

by Dababy’s baby October 18, 2019

U get absolute 0 Bitches

You Get 0 Play

Nathan U get absolute 0 Bitches Where ya hoes at

by Nathan0.o TT April 8, 2022

absolute unit

Someone who exhibits a large amount of power.

Did you just see that girls throw? She’s an absolute unit!

by blondebhabe June 3, 2018

abisola

The most clingy and thicc bitch in existence. A true melanin queen. Knows what she is, men mostly find her unattractive, but theres select few who understand the goods abisola packs. Darker and more majestic than the midnight sky. A real delight.

Biso for short

Ugh, did you see that thot? She a total abisola.

by bison boy May 6, 2018

Rape-Ability

Used to define the level of "Rape-Ability" a girl may have. This level is calculated using the girls looks. If a girl looks a certain way she may be "asking for it". The level of how much the girl is "asking for it" is defined by the "Rape-Ability."

Levels usually range from LOW to HIGH with a higher level being "RAPED" which constitutes that the girls Rape-Ability level has superseded HIGH and she has in-fact been raped.

Levels can also be converted into a number format or any other level system for that matter. Which girls go into what levels and what each level may represent is for ones own personal decision.

This can become a popular game when in a public place although I advise caution to use quietly to prevent beatings/law persecution.

Bobby: Hey look at that chick with the really short skirt and the massive cleavage. What Rape-Ability level do you think she is?

Johnny: I think she may be medium to a medium high.

Bobby: Couldn't have said it better myself.

by ab0mbs October 2, 2010

an absolute idiot

me.

i apologize for my past definitions for anyone who had to see them.

😀 they're so weird

🧎 ♀️🧎 ♀️🧎 ♀️ i promise kpop fans are not like that

😟 i was just going through a weird phase

IM NOT LIKE THAT ANYMORE 🧍 ♀️

(also real definition of an absolute idiot is someone who is truly so stupid that they do the most questionable things ever with no hesitation e.g., me)

person 1: omg did you hear about that really cringy person who made weird definitions??

person 2: yea theyre an absolute idiot

person 1: fr

by an absolute idiot April 19, 2021