J-Monk

1. -verb (used without object) :fool.

2.-Idioms : to make a monkey out of the situation, a cause to look ridiculous; make a fool of

Person 1: "A girl wrote her number on my arm, I told her I was going to wash it off."

Person 2: J-Monk!!!

by JM2 July 22, 2009

monke men

A very powerful gang who wants to return to monke. Usually found in central america but their influence spreads worldwide.

Hank: Dude I just joined the monke men

Travis: yo I'm thinking about joining too

by RemBestGirl November 20, 2020

Hayden monk

A way of describing a person with neckne

(Neck acne)

Did you see that guys neckne

My golly that is Hayden monk

by OmG cHoLeStErOl December 30, 2018

Hayden monk

A guy who goes to top shop to stalk his best friends sister

"Guys let's go to top shop" said hayden monk for the 1000th time

by OmG cHoLeStErOl December 30, 2018

anger monks

To be in a bad mood or to get angry over stupid things. Easily annoyed.

This girl right here has the anger monks.
Looks like somebodies got the anger monks.

by angermonkey365 August 24, 2011

Hayden monk

A person who enjoys going to basildon cinema rather than lakeside as it is more "inconvenient"

What time are we meeting at basildon guys?

No HaYdEn MoNk wE aRe GoInG tO lAkEsIdE

by OmG cHoLeStErOl December 30, 2018

Moist Monke

Moist Monke is when you make a gorilla erect from watching Zero Two hentai. Then rub petrol on the gorillas testicles, place the gorilla into a dog enclosure and watch them reproduce.

John: I’m going to moist monke.
Kevin: Ok, I’ll be watching frog lady then.

by Kev Likes Frog Lady January 9, 2021