by cambronshinn November 17, 2013

Think the guy who sang the second verse of You've Lost That Loving Feeling in Top Gun. The crowd dispersed. Nobody cared. Game was over. Don't be that guy.
by JDOGGBAMA October 15, 2010

*Job Interview
Boss - So, Jamal what level of education do you have?
Jamal - Sheeeitt son, I got a second grade diplomaa son.
Boss - Sheeitt nigga, mcdonalds is around the corner, son!
Boss - So, Jamal what level of education do you have?
Jamal - Sheeeitt son, I got a second grade diplomaa son.
Boss - Sheeitt nigga, mcdonalds is around the corner, son!
by sirgfx June 11, 2006

Man, when I spent the night at his house, he made me an omlette, and then later he had second breakfast if ya know what I mean
by bundleofsticks July 17, 2014

"A girl friend, or wife." If we're getting more urban with it, but it could apply to any friend, partner, helper etc. who would maybe say the same about you, in an equally endearing but dominant gesture. "He's my second hand around here.", so it could be a Son on the farm who also knows how to run things, but has a boss, teacher or, as in this example, a Father. There's an element of a derogatory nature potentially implied with this comment, but it's not a requirement, in it's usage. Speaking of which is probably dated. Maybe it's usage has shifted that way over the years and run it's self out.
He's my second hand around here. Without him I would struggle like I've only got one hand! Also young Johnny has a brand new "second hand", his wife Jill, to add to the family that support each other.
by MasterJamez November 22, 2016

The amount of time required to complete a task one has failed to complete, and is being scolded about.
Teacher: Why can't you write your name legibly on your tests? It only takes Two Seconds to write your name.
Boyfriend: Why can't you hurry up and finish? I'm sitting here banging it out, and you can't take Two Seconds to finish?
Boyfriend: Why can't you hurry up and finish? I'm sitting here banging it out, and you can't take Two Seconds to finish?
by suecra13 November 10, 2011
