Wind Missile

When a woman queefs out her tampon.

Plain and simple. Look at that wind missile fly!!!

by Loberson December 03, 2023

Guided missile

A form of assisted masturbation for a female during which she grabs her male partner's index finger (he may retract the other fingers of that hand into a fist) and uses it to penetrate herself and rub her clitoris for as long as is necessary for her to cum. It is crucial that the male partner be entirely passive, except for keeping his finger rigid and straight, in the form of a missile. A variant of the guided missile is the full first strike, which entails the use of 3 or more fingers.

After an hour of eating her out without success, I suggested a guided missile, which finally got her off.

by SaniElet March 27, 2021

Fire off some missiles

Slang for masturbation, ejaculation

Here's a magazine to help fire off some missiles.

by Wigwam Doctor January 25, 2024

Missile Crisis Feeling

A term for a hushed silence which usually accompanied by fear, anxiety, or anticipation. (Sometimes one or more or even rarely all)

A hush silence fell upon the room. A sort of Missile crisis feeling as nobody moved

by Theamazinggeek March 09, 2015

Fish missile

Launching a fish out the car window at a high speed to hit another vehicle

I just fish missiled that Chevy over there

I’m going to throw a fish missile

by Mindyourshit October 25, 2022

Arming the missile

1. Foreplay
2. Priming the peen
3. Hardening the hammerhead

1. My wife is always arming the missile without trying
2. First we work on arming the missile, then we are “disarming the missile”

by JarRodTophIley May 01, 2024

pink missile

When a male dog has an erection and it "all hangs out".

Dude, you're dog's pink missile is ready to fire!

by pegege8 February 29, 2016