by dstrbdchld1328 March 31, 2009
Get the Captain Morgan Crunchmug. the sexual position where you are in deep and going side to side inside her snatch. You are basically fucking like how a crab walks on the beach.
Remember Mary from last night, I gave her the best sidewalk gut crunch ever! She was screaming for more!!!!!
by Peter Drippings May 16, 2006
Get the sidewalk gut crunchmug. by FlimsyBomb June 15, 2015
Get the Cinnamon Toast Crunchmug. After a sustained period of double fingering a girl. One can be left with a sticky mess of bodily fluid connecting the fore and middle fingers.
If left to dry and harden, one can wake up with the "Two finger crunch".
The two finger crunch is more specifically the sensation and noise when the dried fingers are snapped apart.
Similar to the crunch sound a Kit Kat makes when separating two biscuit fingers.
If left to dry and harden, one can wake up with the "Two finger crunch".
The two finger crunch is more specifically the sensation and noise when the dried fingers are snapped apart.
Similar to the crunch sound a Kit Kat makes when separating two biscuit fingers.
"I madly fingered her all night, she was crazy into it. Although I woke up with the two finger crunch"
by kiwiguntman June 5, 2014
Get the The two finger crunchmug. When it so happens that you have over filled your “fanny pack” to the point that your saltine crackers no longer maintain their wafer adhesion and have turned to crumbs in a “wrapper”.
by Super Steve February 25, 2020
Get the crunched my crackersmug. by Renob69 January 18, 2010
Get the Cheesy Gordita Crunchmug. Hey touch my ass again and you will be getting a old fashioned hickory nut crunch youll never forget
by Mi sofakingweetodded November 24, 2016
Get the hickory nut crunchmug.