The Zombie Punch is an obscure sexual act, virtually unknown to the common public. While it is practiced by some, such occurances are seemingly quite rare. The Zombie Punch is a violent and illegal act, and should not be attempted by anyone, as it can be considered assault.
The Zombie puch consists of several steps, and must involve at least one male participant. First, punchee must initiate oral sex on the puncher. The length of this phase various, based on the staying power of the puncher, and the skill of the punchee. Next, when the puncher is approaching climax, he must remove himself from his partner's mouth, and deliver a swift blow to the nose, hard enough to cause bleeding and slight disorientation, but not so hard as to render the punchee unconscious. Third, the puncher must quickly achieve orgasm of his own volition, and ejaculate on his partner's face, preferably in lagre quantity, all over it's surface.
Finally, if performed correctly, the punchee's face should be well covered in a smear of blood in semen, and be staggering about, lightly disoriented. At this point, the puncher runs over to the nearest light switch, and begins to flick it on and off. If you have indeed succeeded, the effect given should be that the punchee looks to be staggering about like a Zombie, and thier face should look like that of the undead. The flicking of the lights provides a jerking effect to the movement, and affects vision as well.
The name "Zombie Punch" is likely a derivitive of "Donkey Punch", another, somewhat more common sex act involving a blow to the head.
The Zombie puch consists of several steps, and must involve at least one male participant. First, punchee must initiate oral sex on the puncher. The length of this phase various, based on the staying power of the puncher, and the skill of the punchee. Next, when the puncher is approaching climax, he must remove himself from his partner's mouth, and deliver a swift blow to the nose, hard enough to cause bleeding and slight disorientation, but not so hard as to render the punchee unconscious. Third, the puncher must quickly achieve orgasm of his own volition, and ejaculate on his partner's face, preferably in lagre quantity, all over it's surface.
Finally, if performed correctly, the punchee's face should be well covered in a smear of blood in semen, and be staggering about, lightly disoriented. At this point, the puncher runs over to the nearest light switch, and begins to flick it on and off. If you have indeed succeeded, the effect given should be that the punchee looks to be staggering about like a Zombie, and thier face should look like that of the undead. The flicking of the lights provides a jerking effect to the movement, and affects vision as well.
The name "Zombie Punch" is likely a derivitive of "Donkey Punch", another, somewhat more common sex act involving a blow to the head.
"Sky, I totally Zombie Punched your mom last night!"
"So that's why she was all bloody and passed out in the hall..."
"So that's why she was all bloody and passed out in the hall..."
by Doom Strike December 7, 2006
Get the zombie punchmug. Zombie Paper is simply the greatest invention ever. It is reminiscent of fly paper.... but for zombies. When laid out upon the floor, any zombie that steps in it will be stuck. Useful for zombie attacks.
by Overlord Hikash October 13, 2004
Get the Zombie Papermug. Slang word (Probably Australian) for TV. Based on the fact that TV is well known for rotting watcher's brains.
by Dr.Kiwi May 20, 2011
Get the Zombie Boxmug. A person or persons who walk through public areas (shopping malls, sidewalks, etc) text messaging on their cellphones, not paying attention to their surroundings.
Person 1: "See that guy, he nearly ran into that crowd of people cause he wasn't watching where he was going."
Person 2: "He was text messaging on his cell. He's a techno-zombie.
Person 2: "He was text messaging on his cell. He's a techno-zombie.
by Octavio Stevens March 23, 2011
Get the techno-zombiemug. An undead person who shreds on the guitar like no other. Have been known to eat your face while melting it with tasty riffs.
Mike: "Oh Shit a zombie shredder! He's Come to melt our faces then eat them!!!"
Ben: "Oh God MY FACE!!"
Ben: "Oh God MY FACE!!"
by b3n890 November 12, 2009
Get the zombie shreddermug. by dub79 October 28, 2013
Get the mumbling zombiemug. To be intoxicated to the point of using no real words, but just grunts and pointing to tell somebody something. Also involves being intoxicated to the point of not having your eyes completely open.
Tendencies include walking up to a conversation not involved in, listening for a few minutes without input, then walking away.
Tendencies include walking up to a conversation not involved in, listening for a few minutes without input, then walking away.
Dude, Adam was totally zombie drunk last night.
No shit man. He walked up to me and Jason and stood there, listening for to our conversation for like five minutes with his eyes closed. Then he just walked away!
No shit man. He walked up to me and Jason and stood there, listening for to our conversation for like five minutes with his eyes closed. Then he just walked away!
by awkward_646 May 11, 2010
Get the Zombie Drunkmug.