not in a million years

Used to emphasize that something is impossible or very unlikely to happen

PERSON 1: Please don't leave me
PERSON 2: I won't. Not in a million years

by x_Acey January 12, 2020

year gooch

The days between Christmas and New Years.

The year gooch is the best time of year.

by Francist January 27, 2010

Hell year

The year 2020. A year of fire, death, floods, eruptions and a worldwide pandemic. That’s only so far, it’s may 2020.

“Do you want a Corona beer grandpa?”
“Don’t remind me of the hell year.”

“Hey dad, what was the worst year of your life?”
“2020, the earths’s hell year.”

by Hope’s love May 9, 2020

year hangover

it is when you mistakenly put the wrong year on when you writing down the current date, this mistake is commonly occur 1 to 3 months after new year.

when you still can't move on from last year events and happenings.

John: Dude! i can't believe that instructor give a points for the date today on the test..

Paul: man! i got minus wrong with it instead of January 15 this year i wrote down January 15 last years year.

John: well that's a serious year hangover.

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Chasey : ohhh.. last year was so great..

Marie: like hell yeah.. lots of parties and hunky boys..

Chasey: ohh yeah.. like that one guy i meet at last year party.. soo hot..

Marie: ohh my gosh. you are still in a year hangover him?

by cheese902102 February 6, 2014

Year Thirteens

• A term used to describe those completing their final year of school in the British Educational system
• Have a superiority complex due to their age and use this to justify being absolute #dickheads
• Not Grace even though she wishes that she was

“You see that #yute sat at the year thirteens’ table?”
“I know, what a suck up. When is she going to recognise her inferiority?”
“Rachel is the only sound one, the rest are #gitty #shits”

by Humdogg June 3, 2018

No Fortnite year

Every year we celebrate no Fortnite year and play only great no virginity giving games.

-Oh you've heard Lucas turned virgin?
-Yeah, he played fortnite on no Fortnite year

by Diccsucker6000 March 15, 2019

New year

A worldwide celebration of Stratis, a mythical figure that haunts people in their dreams. For this reason it is common to throw fireworks in the stratosphere, in order to extinguish this demon who lives there.

-Oh no! It's new year! I hope Stratis doesn't create a bad dream for me!
-Don't worry man. This time, I'll detonate many fireworks to scare the monster away.

by Strat(osphera) January 1, 2023