WTF noob!

This is what you say when a noob uses a dumb tactic or weapon, or they say/do something dumb.

Noob: lawlz 1 g0t a hedshot!!!!!~~

Person: WTF Noob!

by duh13 June 9, 2009

IAH, WTF?!

In all honesty, what the fuck?!

"Hey Steve I heard they have a penis emporium in Beijing."

"IAH, WTF?!"

by Paracetamol Boy September 28, 2006

zomg wtf

probably the best interjection used when in a moment of suspense, surprise and other shit like that.

Person 1: Yeah, there's a raccoon stapled to a wall right here.
Person 2: ZOMG WTF!

by Person 3 December 9, 2007

WTF pwned

Used as a response to a surprise, usually used while spectating someone else playing a video game or when there is the defeat of an opponent, often added with the wordnoob.

(Jim goes left into a room facing a door)
(In a split second, Fred busts the door open without the consent of Jim!)
(Jim's quick reflexes call for a beautiful headshot on Fred's gay ass character)

Jim: WTF PWNED! you damn noob! suck mah balls!

by Wasted256 May 25, 2006

wtf ftw

wtf ftw stands for "what the fuck for the win".
Some users use that "word" when they are angry AND happy.
That sounds weird, and it is so too ;-)
But sometimes somebody uses that just for fun.

User Y: WoW ftw!
User X: lol...WoW ftw? xD
User Y: wtf ftw!!
User X: omg -.-"

by doenervich June 20, 2008

wtf couple

A "wtf couple" is a couple that causes others to exclaim "what the fuck!" Generally these couples include one attractive partner and one less attractive. Occassionally wtf couples are based on financial gain for the more attractive partner. Sometimes the more attractive partner is also financially stable themselves. This is simply a case of being gross. More information can be found at www.wtfcouples.com

Woody Allen and Soon Yi, Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas, Celine Dion and her husband, Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood. These are all examples of wtf couples.

by wtfcouple March 20, 2010

The WTF position

Wall-Twerk Fucking. An act of sex in which you stand on a step stool with your dick inside a girl while she wall-twerks. This position requires a pair that is highly skilled in the art of sexual acrobatics.

My girlfriend wanted to try something new last night so we tested out the WTF position; Needless to say it was fucking amazing.

by xELiTexDPx September 4, 2014