achieving wood

Wood = Slang Term for the erection of a male's penis.
To achieve wood = to get an arection.

I am nervous, and therefore cannot achieve wood.
Achieving wood is necessary to perform sexual intercourse.

by kegduude July 21, 2006

crown woods

A school where boys and girls go to so they can break rules and act hard when we all know that they'er bitches that cry for attention

Have you seen that bitch from crown woods

by skskskthetruth June 17, 2019

green on the wood

CASH ON DEMAND, put the money on the table, no B.S., etc.

"Green on the wood makes the deal look good."

by Paulzzy March 30, 2010

Harold Wood

Near Romford, situated in the London Borough of Havering.

Has a hospital where many amazing people have been born.

Unfortunately, also very near to Harold Hill

Meet you at Harold Wood, yeah?

by Mr G. December 20, 2004

wood wash

To have oral sex performed on the penis.

Dude, the stripper gave me one serious wood wash

by the cam September 21, 2005

symere woods

Real name for the Philadelphia rapper Lil Uzi Vert. His religion is Vlone and his best friend is Playboi Carti. He still has to drop Eternal Atake, but even though we still love him. 💜💜🐍

Person 1: Hey vro, do you know Symere Woods?
Person 2: Yeah, Lil Uzi!

by Vlone_thug October 12, 2019

Joe Wood

To comb one's hair

You need to Joe Wood your hair

by Alastair123674 March 18, 2009