ukrainian swan dive

landing on a lit firecracker as for it to become stuck in your rectum.

Man, I saw Emma doing a ukrainian swan dive last night and let me just say, the hospital visit was so worth it.

by carr0tcakes December 13, 2018

Swan-warts

Synonym 4 goosebumps

When I walk by the cemetery high, I get no swan-warts, whats or ever. Its like, I hav balls ov steel... only when I do White Widow though, or wen I take my stoopid meds... *Kix Rox*

by Jujo-Palabritas-Genio August 28, 2016

Swan

A Giant Fucking Idiot

Guy 1: Hey You see that Girl over there?
Guy 2: Yeah
Guy 1: She’s a Fucking Swan

by Kimar_ December 29, 2020

bella swan

Basic white girl that's the worst character in the entire history of literature

Becky: Twilight is the best book ever.
Teen: I read Twilight and you're a Bella Swan.

by suck_my_d33 January 12, 2025

swan’s nest

Adj: A alpha female’s vagina, particularly one of a gorgeous woman in her late 20s to early 30s that seems to lead her pack.

As I thought of a way to quiver my lip, she pushed me over and spread her legs to reveal her swan’s nest.

by Allah Jesus Christ September 6, 2023

Swan

Something that is soigne, or amazing

Did you see that perfectly cooked bone in Wagyu ribeye?

“Yeah I did swan.”

by Soigne March 13, 2020

Dull Swans

A term for a couple who would rather lay in bed making swan sounds than having sex.

I’d rather be dull swans tonight as the tacos have really hit me hard.

by Bigeagle5 January 25, 2022