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Wikipedia

Everything on Wikipedia is true.
Friend: Man look it up on Wikipedia!
Me: If its on Wikipedia hitler is my son
by mr.wikipedia October 16, 2018
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Wikipedia

You're such a Wikipedia (/ˌwɪkɪˈpi diə/ (About this soundlisten) wik-ih-PEE-dee-ə or /ˌwɪki-/ (About this soundlisten) wik-ee-) is a multilingual open-collaborative online encyclopedia created and maintained by a community of volunteer editors using a wiki-based editing system. It is one of the 15 most popular websites as ranked by Alexa, as of August 2020.3 Featuring no ads, it is hosted by the Wikimedia Foundation, an American non-profit organization funded primarily through donations.
You're being such a Wikipedia (/ˌwɪkɪˈpi diə/ (About this soundlisten) wik-ih-PEE-dee-ə or /ˌwɪki-/ (About this soundlisten) wik-ee-) is a multilingual open-collaborative online encyclopedia created and maintained by a community of volunteer editors using a wiki-based editing system. It is one of the 15 most popular websites as ranked by Alexa, as of August 2020.3 Featuring no ads, it is hosted by the Wikimedia Foundation, an American non-profit organization funded primarily through donations.
by unavailable is unavailable November 26, 2020
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Wikipedia

More reliable than your crappy school sources that haven’t been updated since 2000 and do not have any proof of this info by any means.
School is Hell.
Teachers: don’t use Wikipedia
The fact checkers and people who update the info weekly: Mike/Sully face
by Flamingtire101 June 26, 2020
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wikipedia

a reliable source that is somehow not allowed in text citations
"Wikipedia does not count."
"Wikipedia is not a reliable source."
"Don't even ask if you can use Wikipedia."
"Wikipedia is useful in understanding the basics of a subject."
by Druff, Dan September 23, 2017
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Wikipedia-Bored

A state of being so bored you start reading WikiPedia entries about anything that comes to mind. It takes a while to pass.
I've been reading Wikipedia entries for 2 hours. I guess I have a severe case of Wikipedia-bored.
by Vinnnny9 April 1, 2020
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Wikipedia

hey imma go fuck up wikipedia
by totally_normal_person February 20, 2023
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Wikipedia

Ah, Wikipedia, the crowning jewel of the internet's dissemination of knowledge, or so it proclaims. Here, in this vast expanse of cyberspace, self-proclaimed enlightened geniuses appoint themselves as the gatekeepers of truth. With a flourish of their keyboards, they weave narratives, handpicking sources with the precision of artists selecting their colors, ensuring each one aligns perfectly with their carefully curated perspectives. These chosen facts, plucked from the tree of knowledge with discerning taste, are then presented to the world as irrefutable truths, as if etched into the very fabric of reality by the quill of knowledge itself. Venture forth to challenge these sacred scriptures, and find yourself embarking on a quixotic quest. For to question the gospel according to Wikipedia's elite is to commit digital heresy. Attempt to rectify, to edit, to dare suggest an alternative view, and watch as the guardians of this digital domain descend upon you. With a few swift keystrokes, they smite your contributions, casting them into the abyss of the internet's forgotten memories.

And should you persist, daring to challenge the sanctity of their so-called facts, a more severe punishment awaits. Your very means of contribution, is excommunicated. Your IP address, now deemed a heretic’s banner, is banished, cast out into the outer darkness of the online world. There, you'll find yourself among the other lost souls who dared to question, to challenge, to think differently.
Thus, Wikipedia stands, a towering ivory tower of self-righteous knowledge, its foundations supported by the echoes of those it has silenced. It remains an untouchable church of information, where only the anointed may preach. Here, in this pantheon of selective truth, the power of knowledge is wielded like a sword, cutting down dissenters and elevating the chosen narratives to the status of holy writ.
by The Banished April 27, 2024
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