jizz whiz

The act of ejaculating(jizzing) while urinating(whizzing) simultaneously.

1. As shy Stanley saw his beautiful big amazon bride show up in her wedding dress with her huge tits in prominence, he felt his entire reproductive system give way and he had to rush to the restroom to take a relieving jizz whiz, so he wouldn't embarrass himself in front of everybody.

2. As Vinnie sobered up and began to see that the hot bitch he was shagging was really a broke down swamp donkey, he knew that his last ditch act of retribution was to jizz whiz all over her face as soon as he pulled out.

Mark H. UD slang contributer since February 2004.

by Mark H April 16, 2005

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Whimzy

A individual who is in constant awe of a specific older person. This younger individual may also have a nagging desire to BECOME the older person. A whimzy can be identified by excessive facebook wall posts and/or comments on pictures of the person they are in awe of.

My whimzy commented "every time i see you im like goodness! i wish i looked like her!" on my profile picture today, is that weird?

by throwsomedsonthat November 25, 2011

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wizzing

somebody that is out of his sense,thinking thesame of another person,

dode.p.is wizzing a fool from childhood grown up calling others wizzing nigga's

by mashall26 April 10, 2007

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whizzles

unlike Derby my favourite soccer team, whizzles is is preceded by shit...fuck...and continues with WHIZZLA!! WHIZZOWS!!!!WHIZZLA!!!!

although Sam was born with the tourette gene,he's only struggled with the symptoms for the last 3 years......

"moo Shit..WHIZZLES.....WHIZZLA!!
Whizzle,....WHIZZLA!!!!

by trainable October 16, 2008

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