Web Weaver

Someone who tries to incorporate their own self into another person's story or post on the internet.

on twitter
person1: my car just broke down!
web weaver: MY CAR BROKE DOWN TOO THE OTHER DAY BUT IT WAS REALLY EXPENSIVE AND OMG IT SUCKED #BADDAYS

by Melyanna May 12, 2013

Weaver

Someone who makes up or exaggerates a story or situationto get out of trouble or improve your standing with others. Weave

Bobby said he was couldn't come because he was working, but baz saw him at the Queen's Head... that guy's a weaver

by thebigG September 20, 2006

You Suck Weener

1) Giving head...to a small willy.
2) Something you say to somebody when they have annoyed you

1)Jessica sucks large amounts of weener
2)Jessica: I can't get drunk tomorrow im grounded
Hayley: O damn you, you suck weener

by Sexual sex September 21, 2005

weaver

a word used to describe a dwarf, native to the state of Hawaii

ex)the hula dancer is a weaver

by reagon January 12, 2008

true weezer fan

a fan of weezer not having to love all their albums. but liking them.

the blue album and pinkerton rock my socks, the green album and maladroit need some work

by me February 5, 2005

weener

Benjy Tom Thomasson (Swedish Love God0

Hey Weener, found it yet?

by GOG January 3, 2005

weefer

to be WUFI for something (see WUFI)

i am weefer heading to the bar

by anthony quinn July 21, 2003