Skip to main content

Lil Wayne

That horrible feeling when you need to take a massive piss yet only a couple drops come out but you know for a fact that you need to piss like a race horse.
--
The opposite of Alotta Wayne
--
A rare species of ape.
It's mating calls are:
Nigga Nigga!
Swag!
Nigga Swag!
Yung Money
Yung Money Nigga Nigga Swaggin Nigga!
Yung Money Nigga Swag Nigga Nigga Swag Breezy Blunt Swaggin Bitch Ass Niggas.
They begin their life as a poor animal, no one cares for them.
Lil Waynes often shoot themselves as a sign of comming to age. Their speech (Street) is believed to be an unwanted offspring of English. It is being adapted by teenage humans. Lil Waynes carry a disease known as "Swagfagitis"
It is caused by a Lil Wayne producing a horrible slime which leeches into our ground. A snail will eat a leaf containing Swagfagitis. It will become slower and it will attract predators with the scent of SFI. The animal that eats the snail will contract this horrible disease will later be bitten by a mosqito, which in time will bite a human.
If a Lil Wayne is spotted in the wild, it is advised you try and kill it so this disease will not spread as fast.
Symptoms of Swagfagitis are:
-Using your parents money to buy cheaply made shit
-Buying music made by a Lil Wayne ape
-Pot Smoking
-Making an Instagram account
-Owning over 1 pair of shoes
-Owning a snapback
-Praying to God on Sunday and sinning on Monday
--
A talentless black male.
Dude 1: Yo man I really need to piss.
Dude 2: Go to the toilet you stupid shit.
Dude 1: I did but I had a Lil Wayne.
--
Girl: During the summer, my town always gets a lil wayne. My garden is dying!
--
Dude 1: Hey man, I heard about your brother
Dude 2: Yeah, he died from Swagfagitis, he got bit by a Lil Wayne and died a few months later.
--
Lil Wayne has no talent.
by ThatOneCracker December 31, 2012
mugGet the Lil Wayne mug.

Wayne Hills Highschool

*Located in Wayne New Jersey
*Biggest piece of dump in the whole entire world.
*Home to the stupidest people in the Garden State.
*Filled with whores and little skanks
*Oh MY GOD I HATED THIS PLACE!
by i hate the patriots! December 18, 2004
mugGet the Wayne Hills Highschool mug.
Related Words

Fort Wayne

A city in northern Indiana that has a population of around 250,000 and is surrounded by other smaller communities. Home to plenty of high class restaurants and shopping centers. Also a very diverse community with people from all races and religions from all over the world.
Dude, Fort Wayne is great, I am so totally making another trip to Jefferson Pointe tomorrow.
by Ld7 July 16, 2008
mugGet the Fort Wayne mug.

Wayne

An upper-middle-class Northern New Jersey town of about 55,000 in Passaic County about 20 miles outside of New York City.
Lacking in any sort of downtown so "Club Preakness" (Preakness shopping center) is the place to be.
Full of Jews, Asians, and endless Catholics who forget that Protestants exist.
"Only Wayne would have a Hebrew YMCA."

"I can't wait to get the fuck out of Wayne."
by Laura December 29, 2004
mugGet the Wayne mug.

Lil' Wayne

he sucks ass. he's overrated by pricks who don't know shit. he can't freestyle. he can't rap. he's a swagger jacker. he sounds like he's gargling my nut sack.
i don't give a fuck if lil' wayne sold millions of records. that just goes to show how idiotic millions of people can be.

he's been rapping before he went to puberty, and he still sucks ass.
by madvillainy June 20, 2008
mugGet the Lil' Wayne mug.

Lil wayne

Some retarded ass rapper who stole his rhymes from Gillie tha kid.He wanksta too,Nigga aint no real blood,stop trippin.I aint hatin neither,just bein truthful.He wasnt as whack back then as he is now.
Fag:Hey man,did you that new mixtape Lil wayne came out with?Its fabulous!

Man:You dumb faggot,dat nigga fake like dem titties u got.U betta go on outta here dat shit.Listen to some real hip hop cuz u lost bro.
mugGet the Lil wayne mug.

Wayne Rooney

A little brat who got owned in the world cup by his own teammate for beeing such a fucking asshole.
Wayne rooney: Holly shit mother fucker son of a bitch you fucking stupid bastard.
Cristiano Ronaldo: Hey ref!
Ref: Red card, get the fuck out of here
Wayne rooney: (crying) cristiano we are over no more free sex in manchester united showers
by George Bush's Pretzle August 13, 2006
mugGet the Wayne Rooney mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email