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Walking the dog

v. To fuck your friend or coworkers wife on the down low while he sits at his desk doing your work for you
Hey Derek, thats cold as hell how you be walking the dog
on your boy like that.
by DKarnes May 21, 2008
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Walking Hard-On

Having an erect penis when standing up and/or walking/running. The results are usually highly visible and embarrassing. (See pitch a tent.)
Our secretary is so f*cking hot that she gives me wood all the time. She caught me with a walking hard-on the other day. I was so embarrassed.
by Time4SumAksion May 17, 2006
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walking the dog

The act of walking around with your penis hanging out of your pants
“Dude you know your dicks hanging out

“Ya, I’m just walking the dog if I don’t tire him out now he’ll be up all night.”
by Alibaster Slim August 5, 2012
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waizing

"Hey Max , what are you waizing"
by Wagwan369 May 20, 2017
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stupid walking

When you are distracted by something and start walking strangely, so you get spaced from the round of Among Us as a Crew Mate
"They were Stupid Walking, so I say we space them."
by CodyTheRed September 13, 2020
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Walkington

The largest for of rat hood. Usually A Rogue Scounrel.
Hey look its Dave Walkington, what a rat dill.
by Kyle December 13, 2004
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Walking On Water

Just like jesus christ (imagine jesus walking on water). Means things either:

1.) something moving real fast (see "round trip")
2.) leaves no matter what the conditions (see above)

note before Walking On Water can take place, hard work must occur & a good worth ethic is needed. The lazy & procrastinators of the world NEVER experience walking on water.

can be associated with anything (legal/illegal). Coined by Rick Ross on the song "Walking On Water" produced by Lex Luger.
"Gettin money, lil dude, big crib shit look like a middle school/ Chrome rims, the white coupe, walking on water, dat wat da white do!!"

Tom:I signed up with that company that gives away cooking knife sets by mailorder today
Bob: Why did you do that?
Tom: Don't worry, i'll have them walking on water in no time!
by GO DJ HaKa December 10, 2011
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