A woman in the real world that is ugly, but due to Walmart's overwhelming population of ugly people this same woman is considered desirable.
by Thereallildaddy April 2, 2018
Get the Walmart Prettymug. The type generic "hard rock" that all has the same over produced and polished sound. This insipid pointless music always manages to sound heavy yet incredibly soft all the same time. Perfectly smoothed over and silky in the worst possible way. Every singer has the same generic throaty "rock voice" thanks to the wonders of modern production techniques. It's the most risk averse genre of music since boy bands. They may try to sound "different" by adding something like a string section or piano breaks, but it's all hopelessly terrible. This is the mind of music you would find in the rock/metal section of your local midwest Walmart. Bands include but most certainly aren't limited to Skillet, 3 Days Grace, Seether, Buck Cherry, Alter Bridge, Chevelle, Nickleback, Trapt, 3 Doors Down, Stained, Daughtry, etc etc wash, rinse, repeat. Cut, copy, paste.
Bro: "Hey man, would you like to go see the Skillet show with me tonight"
Person with taste: "Why on earth would I want to go see a crappy Walmart Rock band?"
Person with taste: "Why on earth would I want to go see a crappy Walmart Rock band?"
by Pickled Fish Lips March 30, 2020
Get the Walmart Rockmug. Habitually going to Walmart and spending money on things that you don't really need: dvds, cds, video games, etc. Often times it occurs due to boredom.
"Yesterday I went to Walmart and bought a dvd for no apparent reason. I think I might have Walmart Syndrome."
by Blueboy57 October 24, 2008
Get the Walmart Syndromemug. by ryan bouska March 14, 2007
Get the Walmart Boymug. A term used toward Michigan fans. This term states that you must have gone to the school you are rooting for. This is very flawed in many ways. Reason 1: that means no one under college age is allowed to cheer on any college football team. Reason 2: College is not for everyone. For instance people in the military serving overseas with no college are not allowed to root for any one in college football. Reason 3:College cost money so not everyone can afford to go to a school like Michigan.
See that guy over there, I think I’m better then him because I’m an elitist pig. He was in the military and served his country but didn’t go to the college or the university that he is rooting for. He is a Walmart Wolverine.
by purelogic April 19, 2011
Get the Walmart Wolverinemug. That disgusting grimy feeling on your hands from shopping from touching dusty and germy products.
Usually in stores like Walmart where people (mostly children) stick their gross fingers on everything, and layers of dirt and dust cling to everything. Yum!
Usually in stores like Walmart where people (mostly children) stick their gross fingers on everything, and layers of dirt and dust cling to everything. Yum!
Mom: Come help me unload these groceries.
Me: Gimme a second, I gotta go wash these gross ass Walmart hands.
Me: Gimme a second, I gotta go wash these gross ass Walmart hands.
by Meow173 March 2, 2014
Get the Walmart handsmug. by Andrewcon72 August 1, 2018
Get the Walmart Hoemug.