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[Jahovas Witness]

The sexiest people ever, that come to your house. They wear white robes, and carry spears. They take children away from their families. <3
The Jahovas Witness's are going to stick a spear through your throat and smother you in their white robes.
by JAHOVASWITNESS=LIFE January 31, 2009
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Jehovah Witness

verb - The act of achieving orgasm so hard that you actually see the face of God.
Man, that bitch from the Kingdom Hall and I went out last night, you know the one, the Elder's daughter? Yeah, well she was sucking my dick so hard and she jammed her finger in my ass. Well, I Jehovah Witnessed right in her mouth! I thought I died and went to heaven cuz God was right there. We goin' out again tomorrow.
by Nelson Birdwell June 20, 2010
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wit the shit

In reference to females who are DTF. In reference to men who don't have time to play games..you either DTF or get lost. Men who think they're too good (got hella females).
My boys r wit the shit...r ur gurls down?
by ItsDduB May 2, 2011
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Lawrie’s witnesses

I Christian group who follow the lord which is lawrie
by Lawrie W. November 8, 2020
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jehovah witnessing

the act of pissing every person you come in contact with off.
When the Jehovahs went Jehovah Witnessing, they pissed everyone they came in contact with off.alot alot alot.
by Mardi and Gras February 20, 2009
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sick wit it

I have so much on my mind right now, I'm so stressed out. Man I'm sick wit it!!
or
I been rapping since '95, man I'm sick wit it!!
by Desiree Berrones December 27, 2005
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whats wit' it

whats up, what we gonna do, whatchu wanna do, whats goin on?
you want the fade whats wit' it?
by cee cee and cheri September 24, 2005
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