Team Wipe

The moment when one person wipes out every member of the opposite team, usually in one instance.

I was playing League yesterday, and my team was losing, but then someone took everyone out. It was an epic team wipe!

by Luvwrapper April 27, 2015

Captain Morgan Wipe

The preferred technique for wiping one's ass. One must be nude or pantless for proper execution. After completion of the deuce, you arise, inspect your work, form a satisfied grin on your face, place a bare foot on the still warm seat (striking the Captain Morgan pose) for easy cleaning access, and commence wiping.

My gf caught me in the middle of a Captain Morgan wipe yesterday. I really need to start closing the bathroom door.

by Dan I am February 5, 2010

Poop Flush Wipe Flush

When your dump is so big that you have to poop and then flush and then wipe and then flush. Because the dump was so large the toilet couldnt handle flushing the poop and toilet paper all at once.

"My crap was so big that I had to poop flush wipe flush."

by qwert333 January 9, 2011

status ass-wipe

When a relative, usually a mother or aunt, comments on your facebook status with a concerned question or words of encouragement. It is usually either embarrassing, or confusing, or both.

Examples of a status ass-wipe:

Jane Doe is having a bad day.
Janet Doe: what's wrong, sweetie? You need to call me and tell me what happened.

Joe Smith needs a job.
Aunt Smith: Your life is full of surprises. Everything happens for a reason. It will all be okay.

by Jane Mc July 20, 2009

Welshman's Wipe

Wiping your arse with your hand, when you run out of bog roll.

" I will not shake your hand, you 'av done ze Welshman's Wipe!" - The real reason Arsene Wenger refused to shake Mark Hughes' hand after the Man City v Arsenal Carling Cup game of 2009

by urbanhell December 5, 2009

arse wipe

adjective; describing someone as something with which on may wipe his arse with.

You're a arse wipe, you are...

by mendoza January 5, 2004

jack wipe

derogatory term of assignment - refers to the leftover sock or other item used for masturbation cleanup.

back of the line jack wipe!

by nationalradio February 25, 2007