bloody wanker

British definition for fucking jerkoff

joe and mark are bloody wankers, they stole my bike

bloody wanker by james jenki February 18, 2009

Wankel sores 

The pain you feel in your wallet after your rotary engine blows.

Guy 1: "Damn yo, my wallet hurts after my RX-8 blew up."
Guy 2: "Man, you got Wankel sores..."

Wankel sores by RXG8r4 December 18, 2008

wanke-danke-thon 

This is an extended masturbation session of gratitude, formed by combining the words "wank" + the German word "danke" for thank you + "thon" from marathon.

Mom: Alright son, I fixed you a great supper. How are you going to thank me?

Son: Mom, I am going to do a wanke-danke-thon in your honor tonight.

Mom: Oh I am flattered!

wanke-danke-thon by SantoshGeorge February 21, 2009

Wanker's Warts 

Callouses formed on the hands of a chronic male masturbator. Also known as Wank Wounds.

Dude what's with your hands! You better go see a dermatologist.

No need braaaahhh. It's just wanker's warts. I've been fapping about 10 times a day for a while now.

You might want to ease off a bit there broooohhhh!

Wanker's Warts by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016

bike wanker 

A perjorative term used to describe wankers that ride bicycles. A repost to the inbetweeners' "Bus wankers!" insult, this is often used by people at bus stops toward cyclists who pass by.

"He shouted "Bike wanker", and threw a stone at me"

"If anyone called me a bike wanker I'd smash them in the face with my helmet"

"Bike wanker!"

bike wanker by borisyegerov February 5, 2010

Whimsical Wanker 

When a person (or manager) acts like a disney princess or as if they were living in a musical. They often like dogs, and sometimes enjoy being inappropriate with condoms in pubs.

A whimsical wanker can often be found swimming on the dancefloor.

A highly entertaining person.

A person can truly call themselves a whimsical wanker when they have performed by themselves to Wuthering Heights to an unexpecting crowd.

The highest form of praise for a whimsical one.

What a whimsical wanker... check out that whimsical wanker... my manager is a whimsical wanker

Whimsical Wanker by Lauriciousltown December 31, 2011

Dirty Wanker 

A term for someone who jerks off a lot, but more commonly used by middle-schoolers for humor.

"Hey Bro! Wanna go shoot some hoops?" "Shut the fuck up you Dirty Wanker!"

Dirty Wanker by TmoneyTheRealO.G January 5, 2015