like a chicken voting for the Kentucky colonel

A voter supporting a candidate who will only do that voter (or others like them) harm once elected.

A chicken voting for Colonel Sanders might have made sense initially... the chicken is housed and fed. In the long run, the chicken is slaughtered, butchered, cooked and eaten.

Someone like Caitlin Jenner, a trans woman, voting to support a MAGA candidate is a prime example that looks like a chicken voting for the Kentucky colonel.

An analogous concept would be voting for the Leopards Eating Faces party and then acting shocked when the leopard eats *your* face. Why do people (or chickens) do this?

by bitchuck May 26, 2025

Voting

A way to make a country look more democratic than it is, especially during a pandemic.

No wonder some groups of people seem a little more desperate to get people to vote this year, they want to perpetuate their illusion of having more rights than they actually do, kind of like a herd. The process of voting, the whole atmosphere of going to the polling stations and voting helps maintain the illusion of a country being more democratic than it really is.

by Solid Mantis October 30, 2020

Why are you rigging the votes

Was that you that voted down some of my definitions?

So, why are you doing it?

Why are you rigging the votes

by WorseThanHitler March 13, 2021

Vote

What you should do if you want this goddam website to evolve faster

VOTE I SAID

If you vote on Urban Dictionnary, you can help definitions to be included or suppressed for everyone's becoming smarter persons ;)

by TinNovaTheSuperSpaceŌkamitsune April 7, 2017

81 Million Votes

Something that a person whose approval rating is consistently below 40% doesn't get.

"81 Million Votes, My Ass" is a popular satirical song about the voting count in 2020.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 21, 2024

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017

vote harder

An ironic phrase and political stance that means that nothing will change by the mere act of voting; makes fun of democracy as an end of itself.

Jon: Man, that Trump really did us a number. He didn't do shit. Should've voted for Kamala.
Chad: yeah, vote harder

by loscil May 1, 2025