Vodka

Something that tastes nasty but u still drink it cause u a dumb bitch. It gets u fucked up and in trouble but u still drink it cause u a dumb bitch. It makes u do stupid shit that u´ll regret later but u still drink it cause u a dumb fucking bitch.
I fucked my ex three times last night, ugh all because of VoDkA
*dumb fucking bitch cries*
by Dumb Fucking Bitch October 11, 2019
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vodka

A clear, strong alcoholic drink made especially from grain or potatoes
This is my second glass of vodka.
by bluestinger66 December 07, 2022
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Vodka Red Pussy

A type of vodka that is produced during menstruation through the poosay. It is a Pussian delicacy and it is a must-try drink, its only competitor is Warm Iguana Goop.
"stages from rehab. vodka red pussy."
by Wig eater August 25, 2024
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wille vodka

a super cool guy thats really awsome .
look at that guy he locks so god he must be a wille vodka
by typ aa March 01, 2017
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vodka surprise

A simple mixed drink consisting of any random flavored vodka + soda water. Basically a vodka soda but flavored.

Can be drank as a game where you have to guess the flavor which the bartender confirms. You can also sub soda for flat water.
I’d like a vodka surprise please, anything but orange.
by Thequantum August 26, 2022
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because vodka, that's why

because vodka, thats why.
Greg: Hey dude, why'd you fuck my sister and my mom in a threesome?
Asshole:Because vodka, that's why
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Coke to vodka

Coke to vodka is someone who is a best friend to his vodka they have there fights but they will always be the closest friends the coke is usually very dramatic but the vodka will always be there for him
Max: you’re my coke to the vodka

Jessica: you’re the vodka to my coke
Coke to vodka is the best friendship opposite genders can have
by beef curry 6264 September 05, 2019
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