Truck rice

When a pickup truck (of any make or style) has characteristics of a ricer. Such as clear tail lights/headlights. Tons of gaudy chrome. Overly tinted windows. Giant-ass exhaust tips (diesels). Or stickers.

Did you see that gay Ford?
It had clear taillights, projector headlights, ridiculous amounts of chrome, 5% tint on all the windows and sewer pipe exhaust. It also said FORD on the back windows and POWERSTROKE on the windshield.
Total Truck Rice.

by Sawyer318 September 14, 2010

Captain Salt Truck

The drunk/clueless friend who always comes up and says/does something repulsive while you are trying to spit your game on a hottie, and therefore ruins the whole thing.

Man, I was totally vibing with this hot chick when Captain Salt Truck game ruiner salt drunk friend came up to me dunkenly and spilled his drink on her shoes. That was the end of that possibility.

by sjkyr4 March 11, 2009

kentucky tractor pull

When a couple is having anal sex and the bottom runs off with the top still inside of them

We were going strong until she did the Kentucky tractor pull.

by webbywebb April 27, 2014

Truck Muffler

An anal Whore, or someone who sleeps with random people and enjoys chodes.

I dumped my girlfriend when I found out she was just a Dirty Truck Muffler.

by Whalesdude November 7, 2007

poop truck

a car, particularly a truck (suburban, etc.), covered in a poop-like substance resembling that of dust, sand, tar, mud, or dirt.

We were walking down the street in Canada and I saw a car covered in dusty dirt! I then decided to write "Poop Truck" on the window with my finger!

by missingno. February 23, 2009

Presidential Dump Truck

This sexual maneuver has an extremely high degree of difficulty and requires some planning, but if anyone can pull it off it says something about their ability. A presidential dumptruck is the combination of an Abe Lincoln and the traditional dump truck. Once the male has ejaculated in the female's mouth (making sure to get some on the face to act as beard adhesive) and dropped off his load, he proceeds to turn around and throw the pre-shaven pubs onto the female's face forming the beard and completing the presidential dump truck.

Holy Shit guys! I just heard that Mike gave Sherry a presidential dump truck last night. How the hell did he pull that off?!

by DaTonyDanza February 14, 2010

[Truck Slut]

Some hoe that will fuck you because you have a big truck. She doesnt care if the man she is fucking is another chicks boyfriend. They usually fuck in the truck, it turns her on.

"Look at that ugly truck slut, with that hott guy."
"Yea, I heard she was only fucking him cause he had a lifted f-350."

by :JAJA: January 28, 2009