volunteer tree

A tree, not planted by human hands, that begins to grow on residential or commercial property. Unlike trees that are brought in and installed on property, volunteer trees usually spring up on their own from seeds placed onto the ground by natural causes or accidental transport by people. Normally, volunteer trees are considered weeds and removed, but many desirable and attractive specimens have gone on to become permanent residents on many public and private grounds.

The beautiful, giant Red Maple comfortably shielded Claire from the sun as she sat on her back porch. It was nearly 55 years ago that the maple started life as a volunteer tree in her backyard, growing from the soil where a small wooden shed once stood.

by PerverseWriter July 26, 2009

Tree House Moment

When a girl goes down on a guy in a tree house and doesnt remember the next day.

"Dammit I cant remember what happened last night, what happened?"
"Yeah girl, you had a tree house moment"

by bubala123 May 5, 2009

Easter Tree

Much like the fabled Christmas tree, the Easter Tree is often spray painted yellow, pink, and powder blue. Decorated with little authentic bunny pieces, and marshmellow Peeps©, children wake up early Sunday morning and climb to the top where there Easter baskets are bolted to the top.

Hey Elmer, check out there beautiful "Easter Tree".

by skanman April 11, 2009

Shady Tree

A person who is always shady for no reason. A person who is shady all of the time. Shady meaning to act funny. Someone who always has an attitude. A person who treats another person weird.

That girl over there is an shady tree. She be throwing shade left and right every time I see her.

by SaidTht April 20, 2014

Happy Tree Friend

the Happy Tree Friend, also known as "Amicus venerandum", is a North American species of the Mammalia class. A tree friend usually appears as an adorable woodland creature, with different species forms ranging from rabbits to squirrels to chipmunks. They have boot feet, buck-teeth, heart noses, and Pac-Man eyes. All of them have thin lines located on their philtrum, between the nose and mouth. According to MrRockGuy who gave a definition to this in June 2004, they die in horribly violent accidents and situations, and this is actually true too sometimes! However, mostly when they get hurt, they will make noises ranging from screams to whimpers, and depict injuries as well. Mostly, there is no blood in the injuries, but some bleeding, to make sure it's appropriate for children. These animals behave mostly like children, seeking people to play with. Even though they can get bored too, they are also kept as pets according to Statistics Canada. Some of them have cheeks too; a few of them have freckles, gapped teeth, and antlers if they're a moose. They can sing, speak clear English and gibberish, and dance.

According to Animal Planet, they are usually found in cities and towns, even in rural places. As well as that, they can even be found in America too! If a tree friend appears as an anteater, the animal has NO BUCKTEETH OR NOSE, just a trunk.

some british boi narrator named michael rosen: hey guys watching the telly, this is bbc planet earth. today we be taking a look at, well, can't see ems?
a tree friend: Wheeeee! *laughing* Wahoo! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Me: AAAGH!! A TREE FRIEND!! Y'ALL NOT SURVIVE!! MUST YEET!!
*yeets the tree friend and pulls out his meaty striped venison in order to use him as food*
the narrator: oh, its called a happy tree friend. well, we're in a forest in London, England. A seething predator, homo sapiens, is violently gaming the animal. I've just found the animal to actually be Cuddles the rabbit.
*after*
narrator: we see a family in London eating this tree friend. it's complete with spices and pepper as well as other seasonings.
elmer fudd: ahh, woasted wabbit boi

by MrWhomstDVe December 29, 2018

Manhattan Apple Tree

Just before a male ejaculates, the woman positions herself beneath him and allows his semen to drip onto her open vagina.

Jodie loved to get the cumshot on her face, particularly her forehead, but she had couldnt resist when Johua asked to do the Manhattan apple tree.

by Stevie Y February 14, 2006

trim my christmas tree

trimming of the pubes in a sexual yet festive manner

Santa Baby, will you trim my Christmas tree?

by santaBBBY December 13, 2014