tot

a word used to describe a person or thing.

wow that tot at the mall was lookin' fine asf.

by zestie August 27, 2018

TOTS

Dafuq y'all on about? TOTS = 'Team Of The Season' you idiots. Usually released around the end of April.

John Johnson: Hey have the tots dropped yet?

Kevin Kevinson: Not yet. I heard it'd be out at 7 tonight.

John Johnson: Man I can't wait to spend all those FIFA points on shitty packs!

Kevin Kevinson: L0L ikr? EAids are gonna be RICH.

by JuicySausage...lel May 30, 2018

tackle tot

A feg that crash tackles pussy

Wagwan tackle tot you got mummy puss

by GoldenSlayer _memes May 19, 2018

tot

the action of eating tots

yo tommy, wanna go tot?

by left nut 4 lyfe July 2, 2019

Tots

A pair of male breasts.

“Man I haven’t worked out in a while, I have a pair of gross tots!”

by Nerdboy1982! July 27, 2019

tot slay

A mf that eats a lot of tater tots.

dude cmon lets go to mcdonald’s so we can tot slay.

by officialdesii November 16, 2019

Tainter Tots

This delicious delicacy is made with the leftover smegma from your gooch. The tasty remnants are then rolled up into little tatter tot sized balls and baked on high for 30-35 minutes. It is crucial that they are given 5 minutes to cool, as this will complete the crisping process. Recommended for ages 5+

Johnny Crapplebees: Yo Tyrant, I’m looking for a nice side to go with my turkey sandwich. Any suggestions?

Tyrantula: Juicy Johnson.. I got the perfect snack for you. Try some of the Tainter Tots I made last night, they’ll really hit the spot and even pack some protein. I also have a nice creamy dipping sauce for ya too if you’re interested ;)

Johnny Crapplebees: Wow.

by Stoney69 March 23, 2019