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Tongue Yoga

The ability to make your Gene Simmons-like tongue contortion along the bottom of a Pillsbury icing container to scoop out every bit of sweet goodness.
Michael got his face covered in frosting while doing tongue yoga on Ashley.

"Damn, did you see that dude tongue yoga her pudding cup?"

Ashley squealed with delight when Michael told her he needed to practice downward dog in tongue yoga tonight.
by TongueYogaDoc November 14, 2010
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Tognoff

An incredibly talented soccer team, especially one that gets along well and has a lot of fun while training and competing. Also spelled taugnoff.
Wow, did you see that team? They were so tognoff!
by Socceroo10 September 9, 2011
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tongue dumpster

A slutty lesbian who sleeps around with little regard for peoples feelings.
Katey was devastated when she found out her new lady was nothing more than a tongue dumpster to the whole field hockey team.
by Eric Thorsland September 6, 2012
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tango spoon

An extension of the "spoon" cuddling position. The Tango Spoon mirrors the traditional spoon, except the right hand of the exterior person is on the interior person's buttocks and both left hands are stretched straight out and clasped. It is basically the Tango performed in a still position while lying down.
" Let's spice it up, and Tango Spoon tonight"

"My back was really sweaty while Tango Spooning last night"

" Your Tango Spoon grip is fierce"
by Miss SaHa November 7, 2012
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Togottles

When one orders bottle service to go at a club.
"Bro, bro, bro. Last night I ordered 5 bottles of Goose at the table, and 3 togottles of Patron on the way out. Fuckin' why not right?"
by CliffordCharles June 6, 2013
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Tango Alpha Whiskey

Tango Alpha Whiskey - It means Typical Army Wife. This phrase is derived using the N.A.T.O. phonetic alphabet (Military Alphabet). By using the first letter of each word and converting that to the Military Alphabet you get the phrase Tango Alpha Whiskey.

T = Tango
A = Alpha
W = Whiskey
Wife of Solider uses husband's Military discount at a store, " Wow your being a real Tango Alpha Whiskey today lol".
by P1235711 October 19, 2013
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tongue punch the dark star

To lick ones anus as if you were trying to reach the inside of a tootsie roll lollipop.
In the middle of sex I got a good look at my girl's ass. It was sooooo fine I decide to tongue punch the dark star.
by SomeDirtyGuy February 26, 2015
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