National Today Day

The holiday that I made up for today

Person 1:"It's National Today Day!"

Person 2:"Sigh- I'll get the spork"

by 7InchDictionary October 18, 2021

Not today, Jason

A phrase to say affirmatively when you are about to call Jason and you remember that you’re mad at him.

Jason just popped into my head. Should I call him? NAH! Not today, Jason!

by CallMeMaybe3435 February 6, 2022

Pickin bones today

When a person has had enough bs child's play from someone and won't take it or waste their time dealing with it anymore to the point that they call the other out to become better or they're walkin. Usually done in a feisty but playful manor so as to not offend but give an opportunity to learn and grow. But if not up to speed they'll get left behind.

Enough is enough I'm pickin bones today.

by Catirandafly October 21, 2016

Going Joe Tokyo

An absolute state of rage of the highest order. Going H.A.M. on steroids.

That guy was messing with my girl and kicked my dog. Hold my beer, I'm Going Joe Tokyo on this fool.

by deanmontrose July 7, 2019

Nice weather today

a way to say "let's switch subject", typically when the conversation is getting heated

"I hate her so much"
"Nice weather today"

by sised March 15, 2021

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by Sofa King69420 March 2, 2022

WUK'M United Today

This is a private masonic group mainly based in America. Here is the link to our site: WUK'M United Today thanks you.

WUK'M United Today thanks you.

by anonymous May 1, 2023