Toby

a fetish for licking windows

I brought a girl back last night, she wanted to Toby but I thought it was weird

by backspace 92 October 3, 2012

tobbletin

Someone who is equivillant in the cool factor to adam blanchard

Samantha is not as tobbletin

by sam mamye January 11, 2008

Toby Co

Similar to Mary Jane (code name for marijuana) this is a code name for Tobacco. Instead of saying you smoke 'Toby Co' you say that you hang out with him, or play with him, etc.

Guy1: Dude you wanna hang with Toby Co after school?

Guy2: Hell yeah Toby Co is the shit

by TheMakerOf May 21, 2009

Tobbacula

A Tobacco Vampire.

A smoker who never has his own cigarettes (or always claims they "accidentally" left them at home) and constantly bums off other people... or people who claim they are trying to quit as an excuse for not buying their own smokes.

F#@k off, Tobbacula... and no, I will NOT give you one of my smokes!

by AlienPet13 July 21, 2011

Toby two Tokes

midnight toker....only does the best so two will do ,Space Cowboy the Devil himself
Revolution is his name !!
Traveler in Time...

azazel : yo thats the best where did that come from ..?
god of thunder :those seeds were planted by Toby Two Tokes
azazel well that explains everything

by louis cyphers September 9, 2011

Tubby Taker

A person prone to adulterous relationships with chubby individuals

You better watch your man when he goes to KFC, the fry cook is a notorious Tubby Taker.

by Tubbarella December 13, 2012

tobyjug fact

A fact which is in reality a steaming pile of bollocks.

A classic tobyjug fact: the one situation all lifeboatmen fear is when they have to go to a boat/ship/yacht with a "boat happy" person having hysterics on board...If someone ends up getting killed because they were endangering others lives in an emergency situation by having hysterics it would never see the light of day in a court

by snotter23 February 20, 2014