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Loaf of Milk

I ate an entire loaf of milk at 2am last night.
by Mattjod July 29, 2021
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scarlet loaf

feces which contains blood in it.
i just left a massive scarlet loaf in your toilet.
by phaderfreak July 25, 2012
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Park a loaf

Greg "where the Fuck is Jim" Dan "he's just went to park a loaf"
by Thehgk September 6, 2013
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muff loaf

A FUPA or "Fat Upper Pubic Area" that reaches the entire genital area, for girls only. The Reason that these are for girls only is that because of the word Muff, also Vagina's are the only thing gross enought ot produce this. These are gross but rare so you can gloat about them. Muffloafs are dangerous, because herpes can travel to all parts of it.
"Did you see the Muff Loaf on that Chick?"
"Is that yo MuffLoaf or didnyou just have a baby an dleave it there?"
by JustaHawtGayguy February 17, 2012
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shame loaf

1. a lonely turd that was neglected and not flushed down the toilet.

2. a substandard sandwich, hoagie, sub or grinder usually purchased at a gas station or vending machine.
1. That shame loaf might have a little bit of blood in it.

2. That shame loa might have a little bit of blood on the wrapper. Oh, thats just motor oil.
by christpanda August 7, 2011
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Gripper Loaf

The heel end of the foot or gripper in gen z slang
Get your gripper loafs off me and put your shoes on!
by NuggetTickler January 30, 2023
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Rusty loaf

A sexual act involving the production of baked goods following the excessive consumption of raw ginger, Typically involving an oven door, loaf tray and Filipino prostitute.
What are your plans this weekend Jim?
Going to see if I can find a nice Filipino lady that's keen in a rusty loaf wanna join me?
by Flatline fister July 4, 2018
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