Stink the turtle

A game in which people get under the covers and fart. Last person to poke their head out wins.

We ate some chili then had an epic game of stink the turtle.

by Djprecio October 14, 2009

butter the turtle

A phrase used to describe the act of female masturbation, especially if she hasn't in a while. If you know a female who is acting cranky, bitchy, or suspicious, chances are, she could use a good turtle buttering.

"Becky, you look a bit under the weather, maybe you should go butter that turtle, it's the best thing for you."- Becky's Grandmother

Rhianna likes to butter the turtle whenever she's on stage.

by JHONNY!!! September 3, 2013

turtle's head

When you are having a life threatening shit. It partially comes out of your anus and gets stuck because it is too big and strong to slide out easily.

The anus cannot cut through it. It will not go back inside. The only way is to power through and hope you do not blow your anus out. If you are lucky this ordeal will be over within minutes.

It won't come out, it won't go back, it's Turtle's heads! - Turtles' Heads by the Macc Lads.

by For Christ Sake! December 4, 2016

Turtle Tanked

When you fuck a girl from behind and her ass smells like a hot turtle tank.

Me and Jaycie had sex, and she turtle tanked me. She must have taken a huge shit right before we did it.

by Hogger09 April 5, 2022

Save the turtles

Raw, disgusting, baby making sex that’s unprotected because if you use a condom that’s plastic that could end up in the ocean and kill the turtles and nobody wants that.

Person A: “what are you doing tonight”
Person B: “my bf and I are finna save the turtles”

by Anakiin February 20, 2023

Save the turtles

If you see this quote in someone's bio, it's probably a reference to a tweet from @ains_rose that said : " you know who doesn't want to be choked? Turtles. You know who does? Me. Save the turtles, choke me instead." So it quite literally means choke me.

"She had save the turtles in her bio, but she doesn't seem like a vsco girl! What do you think?"

"hahahaha, you're so naive, it means choke me, that's it."

by denadacariño August 25, 2020

turtle bay

Really, really, needing to take a shit. Similar to turtling.

Man, those tacos took me straight to turtle bay. I'm about to cack my slacks!

by brardin July 4, 2014