Vladimir Putin

A bald Russian who wants to invade Ukraine for no apparent reason, also an all-time Judo champion and fights bears in his spare time.

Guy 1: Vladimir Putin is daddy!!
Guy 2: Go die in a ditch.

by JakeTheDictionary October 15, 2022

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 2, 2025

Putin

A synonym for bullshit, dog shit or shit.

"I hate (person)"
"Same. Their so Putin,"
"What?"
"Putin. Dog shit,"
"Oh, yeah"

by Mazzy63 March 7, 2022

Putin

The guy who rides on sharks

Oh damn its our lord putin

by Anamontronickiller October 30, 2020

Putin-influencer

A deeply jealous person who harbours deep seated resentment or suspicion towards those on the other side of the grass.

An unvaccinated person whose entire platform is tribal, ethnic & gender division... Geez no wonder they think men & women are 2 different species.

Putin-influencer Jenn: "all men are dogs", "we're into bad boys".

by Andres Ruiz1 March 31, 2022

Putin

A prolapsed anus resulting from a male not being able to perfom sexually followed by the female pegging the male in retribution.

Johnny got Debbies hopes up and then couldn't perform so Debbiebgave him a Putin

by Derp Derpersonski March 17, 2022

putin

The often frequent flatulation produced by older dogs

Jesus Rusty you gotta stop putin. The house smells like eggs

by PseudoWhoDoh July 8, 2022