tiberious meat hammer

giant male reproductive organ: penis ; dick; schlong; boneration

my pussy was blown out by a 14 inch tiberious meat hammer

by rich horak December 15, 2006

justin timberlake

A half-bald headed trying-to-act-black wigger whose never set foot in a ghetto before.

Any boy "band" member.

by Rocker June 21, 2004

Old Timer's syndrome

An apt mondegreen for Alzheimer's Syndrome.

I think my granny has Old Timer's Syndrome... she keeps calling me "Mr. Roosevelt"!

by breakfaster January 4, 2007

short timer

Someone who is sentenced to the county pokey for 30 days or less.

Quit yer bitch ass cryin', you're just a short timer.

by taraka.san August 26, 2009

egg timer

Used in reference to a person who you can only deal with for a short amount of time before you want to run away and/or hurt them

"She was a serious egg timer. A couple of minutes and I wanted to just punch her in the face."

by replication February 5, 2009

Timberlane Middle School

Ahhh yes, the school full of crackheads, pubefaces and skanks. The dress code is retarded, teachers suck and there’s like five black people. Everybody except for (myself) are ugly and fat, unless your one of the weird annorexic kids, and our sports suck (sad, but true) If you are lucky enough you might have a few friends but everyone will probably backstab you in the long run. Also all the relationships are fake and soccer isn’t a sport. That pretty much sums it up.

Damn you go to Timberlane Middle School, you must be a poor crackhead.

by reggin backwards lol October 1, 2019

Justin Timberlake

The guy who grabbed Janet's rack.

Look, there's Justin Timberlake.
Isn't he that fool who grabbed Janet's rack?

by Steve-O April 3, 2004