A "newspaper", published once or twice a week, mailed out 30 or 40 at a time to each and every single resident unlucky enough to be living within a 25 mile radius of the 98038 area code, containing 4 month old news, an editorial from some old guy who thinks he knows what's the best way to handle current events yet is obviously not playing with a full deck of card, feature articles about someone's missing cow or which goat won best in show at the local hee-haw fair, and 90% advertising.
"Oh snap, our mailbox just exploded from the 10 Voice of the Valleys we just got. But wait! We finally get to know who the students of the month were 6 months ago!"
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"I haven't heard from Derek in ages - I'm bracing for the stream of thoughts on the other side of the Joel Valley."
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Get the the unfunny valley mug.A small upscale enclave located in eastern Ventura County. Most of the McMansions and wealth are located in the the hills. Simi Valley is bordered by Thousand Oaks, Moorpark, and the San Fernanado Valley. Simi Valley is often refered to to as "Snob Valley" since most of the people here are plastic and the parent give their kids an AMEX at 8 yrs old. Simi Valley is best know for its ranking among the top 10 Safest Cities in America.
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Get the simi valley mug.An over-populated town/city that mooches off every other county in its region. If any insults are directed towards Southern California, Moreno Valley is literally the scapegoat. I always have to describe it as "a little more past Riverside."
Day Street is probably the only good place in Moreno Valley, but technically, Day Street is part of Riverside (city).
That are actually half-million dollar homes here, but of course, nobody can afford them. The only people who buy them are buying them as secondary property.
Day Street is probably the only good place in Moreno Valley, but technically, Day Street is part of Riverside (city).
That are actually half-million dollar homes here, but of course, nobody can afford them. The only people who buy them are buying them as secondary property.
by Dranakin August 31, 2004
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But, there is a whole lot of empty desert to smoke weed and have sex in!
But, there is a whole lot of empty desert to smoke weed and have sex in!
"Apple Valley is brown and ugly, but hey, there aren't many black people here."
*writer believes these are what is technically referred to as "racist bastards"
*writer believes these are what is technically referred to as "racist bastards"
by derain85 January 20, 2009
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Lucky for Cody he made a name for himself with his choice of location; West Valley, Washingtion. He'll forever be known as an awesome unfreightening Ram.
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