An attention starved tattoo addict. They need to have as many tattoos as possible. Certain to live a life of regret when the middle age sag causes all that ink to look like greasy smears....
"I don't mean to be an Ink twinkie but I have a 2 inch area on my foot that I can squeeze another swallow of star on. Which one should I do?"
by longrider700 January 30, 2015

by Cornholepieballs December 11, 2022

by PonyTrainBoi April 12, 2020

The term used for a guy who likes to peep other guys packages but pretends he's a Derick and dates girls.
Or a multipurpose term for anyone you don't like.
Or a term of endearment for your closest friends.
Or what you call your Professor behind his back.
Or a multipurpose term for anyone you don't like.
Or a term of endearment for your closest friends.
Or what you call your Professor behind his back.
by Booty signer April 11, 2011

Henry: Does eating that ground twinkie that seem like a good idea?
William: oh bro totally im gonna have a fun trip tonight. I cant wait to eat this delicious mold-covered ground twinkie
Henry: That "trip" will cost me a $400 hospital bill- you better not.
William: oh bro totally im gonna have a fun trip tonight. I cant wait to eat this delicious mold-covered ground twinkie
Henry: That "trip" will cost me a $400 hospital bill- you better not.
by pupxi0 November 10, 2019

A smooshed twinkie(verb) is the action of ejaculating inside of a woman and immediately after, kneeing her in the the clit.
Dude1: How was your weekend?
Dude 2: Not great, I gave the woman I’ve been seeing a smooshed Twinkie.
Dude 2: Not great, I gave the woman I’ve been seeing a smooshed Twinkie.
by SugmaFartz69 May 14, 2023

A turd that has been sitting in thetoilette for a long time an dhas lost its color. For instance in a public restroom at a rest stop.
by chubnubby March 18, 2014
