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Ink Twinkie

An attention starved tattoo addict. They need to have as many tattoos as possible. Certain to live a life of regret when the middle age sag causes all that ink to look like greasy smears....
"I don't mean to be an Ink twinkie but I have a 2 inch area on my foot that I can squeeze another swallow of star on. Which one should I do?"
by longrider700 January 30, 2015
mugGet the Ink Twinkiemug.

Trucker Twinky

When truckers are into peggin, fisting and sucking dick but claim to be straight.
Myron and Jordan are trucker twinkys.
by Cornholepieballs December 11, 2022
mugGet the Trucker Twinkymug.

twinky-twonk

Anyone in their twenties, especially an attractive female.
Mmm... Check out that twinky-twonk.
Get a girlfriend your own age.
by PonyTrainBoi April 12, 2020
mugGet the twinky-twonkmug.

Twinkie Peeper

The term used for a guy who likes to peep other guys packages but pretends he's a Derick and dates girls.

Or a multipurpose term for anyone you don't like.

Or a term of endearment for your closest friends.

Or what you call your Professor behind his back.
Dear Diary,

Today Jeff made me go to a dirty pool party.
What a twinkie peeper.
by Booty signer April 11, 2011
mugGet the Twinkie Peepermug.

ground twinkie

a twinkie that was found and harvested from the ground.
Henry: Does eating that ground twinkie that seem like a good idea?
William: oh bro totally im gonna have a fun trip tonight. I cant wait to eat this delicious mold-covered ground twinkie
Henry: That "trip" will cost me a $400 hospital bill- you better not.
by pupxi0 November 10, 2019
mugGet the ground twinkiemug.

smooshed Twinkie

A smooshed twinkie(verb) is the action of ejaculating inside of a woman and immediately after, kneeing her in the the clit.
Dude1: How was your weekend?

Dude 2: Not great, I gave the woman I’ve been seeing a smooshed Twinkie.
by SugmaFartz69 May 14, 2023
mugGet the smooshed Twinkiemug.

toilette twinkie

A turd that has been sitting in thetoilette for a long time an dhas lost its color. For instance in a public restroom at a rest stop.
"I pissed that Toilette Twinkie to a million bits!"
by chubnubby March 18, 2014
mugGet the toilette twinkiemug.

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