Hamburg

The Birmingham of Germany

Person 1: should we go to Hamburg for our holiday?

Person 2: who do you think I am?

by Domesticdoggy November 15, 2017

Hamburger Pants

A fictional version of pants where instead of fabric, they’re made of hamburgers. Hamburger pants are said to be made out of stacked Big Macs that are glued together with cheese.

Elliot is sitting in front of Milo in art class, staying silent until he utters the name of the most disgraceful piece of clothing ever imagined, “Hamburger pants.” Milo stares at him in shock and fear, trembling in his seat as Elliot laughs maniacally.

by Freddy Fazchair October 8, 2023

Hamburgering

The distinct sound it makes when two obese people are having sex, Similar to the sound it makes when shaping moist hamburger patties.

" Dude did you hear that squishing sound coming from Todd's room? " Yeah man I walked in on him hamburgering that huge chick from the bar"

by Vanilla Hippo September 1, 2022

Killing it in Hamburg

Lame humour that would work for a German audience

“Germans are stockpiling Sausage and cheese, they are preparing for the Wurst Käse scenario” - “You’re killing it in Hamburg”

by A?bra March 17, 2020

hamburged

Whenever you find something nice in your city, it closes down shortly after.

"There used to be a semi-decent cupcake place in ABC-Straße, but it has since been hamburged."

by hmans November 8, 2019

Hamburger Man

(Noun); Someone who is basic, plain or boring

Lauren is such a Hamburger man! She never does anything exciting!

by Foam_Flipflops39 September 18, 2020

Hamburger Hete

A hamburger with Krispy Kreme doughnuts instead of buns.

Hamburger Hete?! Dude, that's like a heart attack in a bun... or, in a doughnut, rather.

by Bilal H. August 18, 2010