Astrid Farmer

1. An amazing Chick Magnet, no one can deny it, possibly the best hugger in the universe!!!!!!!! Also she can make amazing fairy bread, and do a "you look ravishing today" that will blow your mind!!!!!

2. A completely awesome person!!!!! (gives you butterflies!!!!!)

Guy 1: Did you see that Astrid Farmer?
Guy 2: Yeahhhh, she so fine!!!!!!

Girl 1 (NatScalia): Wow Astrid is such a chick magnet
Girl 2 (Tori) Yeah I told you so!!!!

by TORITHEDAUGHTEROFASTRID September 17, 2011

Fail Farmer

It means "farming your own fail".

A farmer grows his own food, therefore a fail farmer grows his own fail, meaning he makes a lot of fails upon themselves.

To be called a fail farmer is an insult.

Example 1:
Guy 1: "Wow those guys over there are trying to act all cool."
Guy 2: "Wow, what a bunch of fail farmers."

Example 2:
Guy 1: "Wow these school computers keep shutting down"
Guy 2: "That's because they're a bunch of fail farmers"

Example 3:
Guy 1: "Lol, look at that fail farmer over there"
Guy 2: "Epic fail, he just fell on his face"

by Ghetto Blaster and Baby Eater April 25, 2009

willy farmer

Well, it's someone whose livelihood revovles around the cultivation and sale of phalae.

"that rags, he's a willy farmer by name and nature. doesn't get many subsidys for it though."

by Geraldine the Cabbage May 2, 2003

Farmer Johnned

To farm a lady up the cornhole.

She didn't contact me again after I farmer johnned her. Maybe it was her first time.....

by slumbercat2k January 11, 2015

sped farmer

A Teacher of a special education class.

Ms. Thompson is a sped farmer

by Sel March 27, 2005

Farmer John

A reference to being a ladies' man or player; usually self proclaimed.

Farmer John is a character who is most commonly found on a farm around livestock, including but not limited to chickens. Hence the term Farmer John may be used in reference to "gettin chicks"

Rapper Yellaboi coined the term in his 2010 song "Honeys to Blow"

"They call me Farmer John (why?) Becaue I get chicks"

-Yellaboi

by myheathersosoft May 11, 2010

taco farmer

the stereotypical female sports coach (i.e., butch lesbian recruiter).

Person 1: "So what do you do for a living?"
Person 2: "I'm a girl's Physical Education coach"
Person 1: "So you're a taco farmer."
Person 2: "Yep, I like to coax confused young girls into becoming hardcore lesbians. I'm a big old dyke."

by Rita Love May 16, 2008