Deer

A rumnant bastard that needs to be killed with a .270 rifle

Cleetus - Hey man, I killed me a deer just the other day!

Clint - was it big?

Cleetus - Yup, got me a big ole buck!

by Wolffur198 February 15, 2023

baby deer syndrome

(Baby deer syndrome) when she puts her clothes back on and walks away like a fawn learning how to walk for the first time.

I left that b**** with baby deer syndrome ask her she'll tell ya.

by Kiddswindle May 31, 2022

Deer Poop

That one person you see everywhere and you do not know why.

I saw my deer poop again! Remember barbecue guy? I saw him at the chinese restaurant!

by Kingdom Miracle November 30, 2020

deer lakers

People who drink a lot

I love deer lakers

by Ladedade1505 January 24, 2016

there's a deer on your wall

A slang greeting from New Zealand used to say hi to a friend or loved one you haven't seen in a quite some time.

Barbara! Is that you? There's a deer on your wall.

by ferret mcsquarett June 06, 2011

deer in headlights theory

n. the theory that people look unexpectedly hot as fuck from the back camera in the dark with flash

vanessa is the perfect example of the ‘deer in headlights theory’

by assenavd.sneeze September 20, 2021

Deer bash

Were you buy a jeep or truck and make a big bumper and drive around on backroads and see how hard you can hit a deer and then you have fresh meat in the freezer, or other pests as coons, possums, coyotes, squirrels

Yo i just went deer bashing and i got fresh backstrap

by Deerz May 13, 2020