Season the Ham

V. Masturbation, especially where it applies to females. For women of color, use Roast Beef in place of "Ham"

Etymology - Derived from the vigorous rubbing (seasoning) of the "ham curtains".

Go season the ham.

by wfgqwf March 1, 2011

seasonal ghost

A ghost or apparition that only makes it's appearance during a specific season (fall, winter, ect).

The lights only flicker in January because that's when our seasonal ghost Hector comes around.

by Tree Lover December 25, 2015

Taco Seasoning

Some weird thing the United States invented to season the meat they put in their wannabe tacos which in no way resemble real tacos in appearance or flavor.

Weird taco tasting powder

US: *uses taco seasoning

Mexico: WTF is this shit?!

by megan3.0 October 13, 2016

Doughnut Season

Doughnut was a Japanese song released on December 15, 2021, by the girl group Twice.

Doughnut season is basically winter but aesthetic.

It's Winter!

No, it's Doughnut season!

Sorry, my bad.

"Ah yawarakaku amai kibun Fuwafuwa shiteru"

by Baldlix's Egg November 20, 2022

bags season

Based on the song Bags by Clairo. This season reflects on how the song feels and when it fits right. This season usually occurs during September-December, it can extend to late January or early February.

“What’s your favorite season?”

“Bags season is my favorite!”

by frogscotch October 10, 2022

girlfriend season

The time period roughly between November to February, where a single person feels extra pressure to bring a suitable mate to holiday parties and family gatherings. This pressure often leads to picking the first available/willing partner. The forced relationship is often dragged out until just after Valentine's Day.

Another phrase for cuffing season.

(At a family gathering)
Cousin A: Who's that skanky girl holding hands with Brian?
Cousin B: No idea, never seen her before.
Cousin A: Well, it IS girlfriend season, I guess he had to bring someone.

by greybird February 16, 2013

Soken Seasoning

When you hear a little Masayoshi Soken magic on a Final Fantasy song and it gives you the good feelings

Example: Simon had to change his jeans after hearing that Soken Seasoning

by SMGSPANNER October 25, 2022